Friday, June 13, 2008

MY LIFE'S SOUNDTRACK

http://www.playlist.com/node/37707792


1: MY 1ST SONG IS "I WILL REMEMBER YOU". I PICKED THIS SONG BECUASE I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD SONG BECUASE I COULD NOT FIND THE OTHER ONE.
2:THE NEXT SONG I PICKED WAS " THIS IS YOUR LIFE" I PICKED THIS SONG BECUASE ALL MY LIFE I HAVE TRIED TO PLEASE OTHERS BUT NOT MYSELF.
3:THE THIRD SONG THAT I PICKED WAS "WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS" I CHOSE THIS SONG BECUASE WHEN I WAS FIVE I WAS PUT INTO FOSTER CARE. I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD NEVER COME OUT PF MY ROOM AGIAN BUT THEN I DECIDED TO GO TO SCHOOL.
4: MY FORTH SONG THAT I CHOSE WAS "JESUS FREAK" I PICKED THIS SONG BECUASE IT TAUGHT ME THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT OTHERS THINK.
5:MY NUMBER FIVE SONG IS "WHITE AND NERDY". I PICKED THIS SONG BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG BECUASE THIS IS THE SONG THAT BRANDON PLAYED AND GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT BECAUSE THE TEACHER THOGHT IT WAS ANOTHER SONG.
6:MY NUMBER SIX SONG IS "AMISH PARIDISE" THIS SONG IS THE SONG THAT ZACK PLAYED IN THIS YEARS SUMMER SCHOOL.
7: MY NUMBER SEVEN SONG IS "GIRLFRIEND". I PICKED THIS SONG BECAUSE A GUY THAT I KNEW THOGHT5 THAT I NEEDED A DIFFERENT BOY FRIENDAND HE BROKE US UP SO HE COULD GO OUT WITH ME AND MY EX BF COULOD GO OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
8: MY NUMBER EIGHT SONG IS "WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES" ALSO " WHEN YOU ARE GONE"I PICKED THIS SONG I USED TO LIKE THIS GUY AND I MET HIM LAST NIGHT AND HE WAS REALLY LIKE HIM AND IT JUST REALLY REMINDED OF THIS SONG .

Soundtrack of my Life

http://www.playlist.com/node/37407421

1) "Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
A major part of my life has been my church life. I was a very ornery kid that always found a way to get in trouble. I was one of those "behavior" kids that principals dreaded having to deal with and dealt with more than they wanted to. Giving my life to God changed that and got me away from bad influences. I am glad that I am a "Jesus Freak."

2) "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts
I know that it is a TV jingle, but it sums up how my friends are in my life. I have always been privileged to have great friends, and I am very glad that I have been a great friend to others. The Bible says that he that has friends must show himself friendly. I sure try.

3) "Running on Empty" by Jackson Browne
My family is notorious for driving used cars that we just absolutely kill. When one of our cars starts to have trouble, it won't take long before it is useless. My first car was a 1987 Ford Taurus that got about twelve miles per gallon. It was terrible, and this song talks about having to get excited about a junky car.

4) "Just Got Paid" by ZZ Top
I thought I was really cool when I got my first pay check. I just had to spend to all of my money. I didn't save up for anything. I should have done that though.

5) "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin
This song was dedicated to me by my father when I was leaving for college. He wanted to make sure that I stayed in touch. He was afraid that I wouldn't, but my dad is one of my best friends. Staying in touch will never be a problem.

6) "Drive" by Incubus
When I was dropped off in Springfield for the first time, I was pretty emotional. My parents drove away, and for the first time in my life, I didn't know what to do with myself. I turned on the radio, and this song began to play. After a few tears, I was ready for this part of my life.

7) "Fire and Rain" by James Taylor
My parents divorced when I was a freshman in college. I had to wrestle my anger and resentment for a long time. For the first time in my life, I had no desire to talk to or see my parents. This was like that for a month. This song represents how I dealt with and survived my tough times in life.

8) "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters
My grandpa's death really shook me up. I was the first one im my family to graduate from a university. He had to quit school before he graduated to help out his family. He died shortly before my graduation day. I had a dream the night before graduation that my grandpa was there, smiled at me, waved, and vanished in mid-air in the middle of a crowd. He was one of my heroes.

9) "At Last" by Etta James
This was my wedding song. My wife and I picked this one, because the lyrics really nailed how we felt about each other. My wife is a wonderful person, friend, mother, and Christian. This song means a lot to us.

10) "Father and Daughter" by Paul Simon
I am a proud father. I love my little girl with everything that is in me. I am so glad she is mine. God gave me a wonderful gift when he gave me my daughter. I can't wait to see her grow up into a great little person. She is always going to be daddy's little girl, and that's what this song is about.

11) "In My Life" by the Beatles
12) "100 Years" by Five For Fighting
These two songs are about reflecting upon a life lived. The tone of these songs is a hopeful one, and one that I hope to have when I have reached the end of the line. These two songs seem to be a great way to end a soundtrack of my life.

My Not-So Life




Okay, um, this may be.... but whatever. I really can't think of many songs, not much has ever happened in my life.

Stay Together For The Kids by Blink 182 - My parents used to fight a lot when I was young, and my mom left my dad and returned to him many times over, until they finally called it quits and divorced. I used to stand in between them, screaming for them to stop fighting.

Away From Me by Puddle of Mudd- My dad was an alcoholic for many years and he was always depressed when my mom would leave, and he always suspected her of betrayal(guilty as charged). This song is perfect for this situation.

Selfish and Cold by Revelation Theory- I've always been a selfish individual, even as a child. I've also been a very cold and hostile individual. This about sums it up.

Save Me by Shinedown- My mom was a drug-addicted-junkie-perra since before I was born. She had a real problem, and I don't feel sorry for her. She's caused a lot of problems for me and for herself, and now she's finally paying up.

Anger Cage by Course Of Nature- I've had an angry little life filled with hostilities towards family, friends, lack of friends, and all the other bullcrap.

Two Of Us
by The Beatles- This song is about really good friendships, and I've actually had those. I have some best friends now, and this is about them, the lyrics don't fit all that much, but it's still about good friends.

Conflict by Disturbed- I've had quite the number of enemies in my lifespan so far, and this song says quite a bit about enemies.

Sober by Tool- My dad is no longer so much of an alcoholic, though this song doesn't describe him much, what with the lyrics.

SOUNDTRACK OF MY LIFE

http://www.playlist.com/node/37709026

If I had a soundtrack of my life the songs would be:

#1. I Love You, You Love Me-Barney When I was younger I was a huge Barney fan. I had very many Barney items. Each and every time I watched Barney, which was pretty much every hour of everyday, I was cool, calm, and collected. Until Barney started to sing "I Love You, You Love Me" and that is were I lost it. I would start crying. My mom had to rewind the video tape as fast as she could. Once the tape was back to the beginning I was cool, calm, and collected again.

#2. Hot Child In the City-Nick Gilder My dad's best friend's sister was getting married and she wanted my dad to be their DJ. Why? I don't know ,but she wanted him to be. So he took the gig. At the reception, when we were eating dinner, my dad decided to play mixed tapes. One of the songs was "Hot Child In the City". My dad thought nothing of it. My mom and I, on the other hand, thought it was hilarious. We were the only people that were laughing. My mom and I knew that it was no wedding song. Ever since then my mom tells me all the time that "Hot Child In the City" is going to be my future wedding song.

#3. Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'-Journey I was going to sing this song once ,but I didn't because it is not the most appropriate song. When I told my dad that I wasn't going to sing it because of what it represents, he told me that it didn't have to mean that. It could mean something else. Dad asked, "How do you know that it's a song about being cheated on?" "Because it is." Then dad said that it could be a song about Disco. For all of you that don't know who Disco is he is my black Labrador. Trying to stop laughing I asked,"How can it be about my dog?" "Because you LOVE, TOUCH, and SQUEEZE your dog." Ever since then that has been the song for Disco and I, once again because of my dad.

#4. Copacabana-Barry Manilow Disco is not the only dog I have. There is Lola too. When we first got her we would sing it all the time. So we had to buy the CD.

#5. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'-Righteous Brothers When I was in the 7th grade, one of my older friends sang this song to me at my birthday party. He said that he stayed up all night writing it for me. I didn't learn until later that it was from the movie Top Gun.

#6. Amazed-Lonestar This song is a very meaningful song. "Amazed" is the song that I share with Zachary Berry, who is the love of my life!!! Every time I hear it Zack comes to mind.

#7. In The Air Tonight-Phil Collins This was the song that was playing when I was in a car wreck with Zachary Berry and Kendall Carr.

#8. New York New York LeeAnna Edition-Frank Sinatra At my 8th grade graduation I sang "New York New York" only I revamped it. Instead of "New York New York" it was Miller High School. I know it sounds really funny and weird ,but the crowd loved it. I had so much fun.

Tayla's Life Soundtrack [About ex's and oh's]

http://www.playlist.com/user/26727157/view


"Mobile" by Avril
I have moved around alot, and left friends and everything behind. This pretty much fits perfectly.

"Honestly" by Cartel:
When I first started dating my current ex Fonz, my first love. We had such a connection, and we still do. [My Perfect Tragedy]

"Smashed into pieces" by Silverstein:
When Fonz broke my heart.

"Red light pledge" by Silverstein:
This was a hard time for me. Still about my ex Fonz. He promised me that we'd stay bestfriends forever, but that just hurt me more, having someone you love standing there, hugging you, but not the way you want them to. I wanted him to always be there for me. I swear, I would have waited forever for him.

"My heart bleeds no more" by Silverstein:
When I finally noticed that me trying to wait was going nowhere. I did anything and everything I could for him, and in turn, my heart just broke more. I ruined all my sanity for him, trying to be his everything, his all. Like pleasing him was the only thing in my life was worth doing. Well..screw him.

"Always and never" by Silverstein:
When I felt like everything he did or said was all for nothing, although I just couldn't let him go. Me trying to get over him, in a very unhealthy way. Having him die pretty much, because that's how I felt.

"When broken is easily fixed" by Silverstein:
The more I tried to move on, the more I would dwell on him, the more my heart would break from me loving him. I wished that I never would have met him. When people say that their heart is in pain, that is not over dramatic, I seriously felt like my heart was broken, like it fell in my stomach. I couldn't do anything anymore. I was so lost in my sorrow, in the black abyss of my heartache.

"Sorrow" by Flyleaf:
This is about my other ex Tony. We shared a deep love. He COMPLETELY took my mind of off Fonz. I loved him so much. We were both...well...our personalities were so alike. He even asked me to marry him. HA! I wanted to be with him forever...but sadly...I am not. So...this song goes out to him. <3

"Scars" by Papa Roach:
At this point, I hated everyone and everything. Nothing was going right, and as much as Tony said I filled him, he still always felt sad/worthless/suicidal. Why was I even there?! I obviously did not make him that happy. When he was feeling like crap, he always dragged me down with him. I don't know what else I could have said to get him out of that phase. So...here is this song.

"Something I can never have" by Flyleaf:
Well I came to find out that Tony lied to me. Said he just went along with everything because he didnt want to hurt my feelings. What an arse. Then later on he apologized and said he wants me back. LOL. I just wanted all the drama to stop. We are friends now, but my heart is so not that warm ruby red thing that opens up to everyone anymore. I have completely changed, it scared me at the rapidness of it all. I wanted my perfect romance.

"Still dreaming" by Silverstein:
This song is about...well...Fonz and Tony. Lol. On a good level of course. When I was dating them, I felt like this. This song also makes me think of the next guy I will fall in love with.


Well I seriously did not know what to do this about. I have millions and billions and trillions of memories!!!! So, I just decided to take some of the most horrible and use those. [=

Enjoy the songs!!!!

My new blog.

Everyone in here is invited. Just give me your email so I can invite you guys.

<333 Tayla.

THE INCREDIBLE HULK

The Incredible Hulk - Theatrical Trailer


EDWARD NORTON PLAYS THE MYSTERIOUS INCREDIBLE HULK NOW THE SECRET IS OUT. THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT TO FIND SOMTHING STRONGER THATN THE HULK. THIS MOVIE IS COMING OUT JNUE 13TH I WOULD LIKE TO GO SEE IT AT THE IMAX. I GUESS THAT THE PRODUCER WANTED TO MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE.

Spider Man 4 [2009]

What the crap? Another one?!

Kevin Feige, the Marvel producer said that their are many more Spider Man movies to come. He said that they could be making 20 years worth of Spider Man movies, based on the 50 years of history.

It didn't give me any information on what the movie is about, I guess these people just assume if you like the movies you must have read the comics, so of course people would know what is next to come. Well, I don't know anything about Spider Man! I only know what they display in the movies! And frankly, I don't really have an interest. I mean, yes, when the 3rd one came out I was standing in line forever the opening day, but still. I only went because I had nothing else to do, and because my dad took my little cousins to go see it, they fell asleep anyways. My butt started hurting it was so long! I thought it was alright, lots of action, plus he didn't look too bad with that emo hair thing going on, but I don't really think we need anymore Spider Man movies.

Quake 4


ID Software's new game added to the Quake series, Quake 4 is sure to be the best of the best.

QUAKE 4 brings the forth installment of the legendary QUAKE series to the DOOM 3 engine!
In a desperate war for Earth's survival against an unrelenting alien enemy, the only way to defeat them is to become one of them. Armed with advanced weaponry and vehicles and aided by an elite squad of marines, you take the battle to the heart of the Strogg home planet and become Earth's only hope for victory.

This game(much like StarCraft II) has been long awaited from ID Software. The Quake series has been around as long as StarCraft and both are going to be Extremely popular throughout this year. Almost rivaling each other to see which will be the "most popular game of the year" and "who will make more money?" Personally I Don't Care as long as they keep making good games.

Blindness

A city is ravaged by an epidemic of instant "white blindness". Those first afflicted are quarantined by the authorities in an abandoned mental hospital where the newly created "society of the blind" quickly breaks down. Criminals and the physically powerful prey upon the weak, hording the meager food rations and committing horrific acts. There is however one eyewitness to the nightmare. A woman whose sight is unaffected by the plague follows her afflicted husband to quarantine. There, keeping her sight a secret, she guides seven strangers who have become, in essence, a family. She leads them out of quarantine and onto the ravaged streets of the city, which has seen all vestiges of civilization crumble. Their voyage is fraught with danger, yet their survival and ultimate redemption reflect the tenacity and depth of the human spirit.



Cast: Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Danny Glover, Alice Braga, Sandra Oh



http://http//www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2514682137/



This sounds like an okay movie, but I guess it's all a matter of perspective. I'd probably watch it, but it's not all that intriguing to me.

Willie Nelson!!!

Willie Nelson!!!



Born in Abbott, Texas, on April 29, 1933,Willie Nelson is one of the most popular, prolific, and influential songwriters and singers in the history of American music. He has been inducted into a number of music halls of fame, was named a Kennedy Center honoree in 1998, and was given a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award in 2000. He has recorded more than one hundred albums over six decades. In January 2002, Lost Highway Records will release his first major album of all-new material in five years, The Great Divide. Beginning in high school Nelson worked as a disc jockey for local radio stations. Nelson had short DJ stints with KHBR in Hillsborro, Texas, and later with KBOP in Pleasanton, Texas, while singing locally in honky tonk bars. Nelson graduated from Abbott High School in 1951. He joined the Air Force the same year but was discharged after nine months due to back problems. He then studied agriculture, at Baylor University for one year in 1954. In 1956, Nelson moved to Vancouver, Washington, to begin a musical career, recording "Lumberjack," which was written by Leon Payne. The single sold fairly well, but did not establish a career.

I have actually learned a lot of new info that I didn't know about him. I really like this singer. He is really good. I got to met him on Springfield Square. His bus was broken down. And when I drove by I saw him and pulled in and said hey. I got a picture with him and got to talk to him for about 5 minutes. He is a awesome guy to hang out with. He is really funny. he has a very pretty bus with horses on a hill against the sunset. I will never forget that moment that i got to meet him.

Resurrecting the Champ

I am excited for this movie. I know that I posted the trailer for "The Great Debaters" yesterday, but I can't wait to see this film either. This film stars Samuel L. Jackson, Josh Hartnett, and Alan Alda (yes Hawkeye Pierce from M*A*S*H). This is based on a true story about a homeless guy in New York (maybe) that may or may not be a former boxing champ. I believe this film takes place in 1970s.

I think that Hollywood makes about a half dozen really good films every year. This movie has a chance to be in that select group. Some times Hollywood (oh okay all the time) doesn't always give the best films the Academy Awards. I mean Finding Neverland, The Sixth Sense, Hotel Rwanda, August Rush, and The Pirates of the Caribbean didn't win much of anything when they were up for the Academy Awards. That is a shame. Here is a list of films that I have seen this year and loved (or respected) or think I will love (or just like) and respect:

1) The Great Debaters
2) Resurrecting the Champ
3) The Dark Knight
4) Flawless
5) August Rush
6) Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium
7) Iron Man
8) The Incredible Hulk
9) Get Smart
10) Speed Racer
11) The X-Files
12) Hancock

Flawless - Theatrical Trailer
The X-Files: I Want To Believe - Theatrical Trailer
Iron Man - Theatrical Trailer
Get Smart - Trailer
August Rush - Theatrical Trailer
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium - Trailer
Speed Racer - Theatrical Trailer

JONAS BROTHERS FAN

The Jonas Brothers are very popular right now. Most of their fans aren't older than teenagers. Especially girls. Surprisingly there is a fan that's older. In fact, this man has gray hair. Also, this man is use to being in the spot light himself. He was one of the past winner's of American Idol. Mr. Taylor Hicks is a Jonas Brothers fan. Hicks had to join in on the fun with the other thousands of fans outside of the Live With Regis and Kelly studios in New York City, Thursday morning. Hicks didn't get to bond with the Jonas Brothers because their security was pretty heavy. Taylor Hicks says, "What they do is awesome because it gets kids into music."

I am a Jonas Brothers fan myself. The very first song of theirs I fell in love with was their "Year 3000". I first saw them on Disney channel. I think they are talented. The youngest Brother is my age and he is the one that sings "Year 3000". I was into that song at one point in time ,but now I have faded out of it a little. I'm glad to see that older people like the Jonas Brothers too.

Another Good One Out Now

Resurrecting The Champ - Theatrical Trailer

Thursday, June 12, 2008

MY LIFE OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














































1. Steven-Jonathan Taylor Thomas















2. Matt-Ashton Kutcher















3. Randi-Mara Wilson















4. Tina-Shannyn Sossamon















5. Mike -Adam Sandler















6. Me-















7. Zack-


















8. David-








my Director is-Dennie Gordon

and the studio will be American Dreamer Studio
And i think that all the people i chose is some good acters to be my family and frinds and the movie is called (MY LIFE OVER AGAIN) it is about me doing my life over becauase i made some bad choices and i got a 2nd chance in life and i went back in time and got my chance to make my life better and i got to do what every one want's to do in there life if they wanted to take something back and they could not take it back and i got to.


The Life and Times of Mr. Tutterrow

Hollywood has called me and demanded me to give them my cast picks for the upcoming movie about my life. They storngly have been wanting to make a movie about me, because my life is that exciting. I could make my cast picks based on looks. I could make my cast list based on talent. I don't know what would be better, but here we go.






Young Mr. Tutterrow.......... Haley Joel Osment
Mr. Tutterrow................ Matt Damon
Ray Tutterrow................ George Clooney
Jeremy Tutterrow............. Josh Hartnett
Cheryl Tutterrow............. Diane Lane
Kayla Tutterrow.............. Mara Wilson
Amanda Faulkner/Tutterrow.... Piper Perabo
Walter Tutterrow............. Richard Dreyfuss
Geneva Tutterrow............. Colleen Dewhurst
Patrick Allen................ Seth Rogen
Ben Milton................... Tobey Mcguire

And Introducing Ashlyn Geneva Jade

This will be a drama about a rebellious trouble loving kid that grows up to pursue his dreams of becoming a teacher. He endures painful events as a young adult that help to shape him as a man of God and productive member of society.


Directed by Ron Howard
Distributed by Universal Studios
Rated PG

The Fun Of Small Towns

In my movie it tells the things that go on around our town. (although i made them more interesting)

Matthew Cuttrell played by: Rupert Grint
Glenn Cuttrell played by: Johnny Depp
Judy Cuttrell played by: Tila Tequila
Victoria Cuttrell played by: Katherine Isabelle
Matt Coose played by: Tré Cool
Allen Coose played by: Kevin Spacey
Bands that tour through town: Tokio Hotel, Papa Roach, Avenged Sevenfold, Maximum The Hormone

Director: Spike Jonze
studio: Metro Goldwyn Mayer

I chose these people because i know they will play a good movie. I want this movie to be as unique as i can possibly make it. Other than that i mean come on Tila Tequila and Johnny Depp being married with Rupert Grint and Katherine Isabelle as their kids thats Uniqueness out the butt!

This movie is about what happens in Miller day in and day out, some unexpected happenings, terrorizing the town police, and a concert the will shake the ground miles in all directions.

UNRATED

Heartache: Smiles and lies.

CAST LIST:
Cassie Steele.............................................Me


















Alex Evans.......................Baldo (Boyfriend)





















Amy Lee...................................Sonja















Kelesy Jones...............................................Petra (Bestie)















David Draiman............................................Dad














Director: Kevin Smith














Studio:LionsGate.......................................................................................



Well I chose these people because they seem very good to be in my movie. I chose Cassie Steele to play me because I really like her acting, and she is gorgeous! DUH! I chose Alex Evans to be my boyfriend because the boy is fricking hot as hellk!!!!! Ok, I'm calm now. [= Alex is a clothing model so...sigh...yeap. I chose Amy lee to be Sonja because Sonja likes her. HA! I chose Kelsey as Petra because they are both cute and blondish. I chose David as my dad because he is in my dad's favorite band. Finally, I choose Kevin Smith as the director because he is funny, and he does his first non funny/serious movie. OH, and I chose LionsGate because I don't really know any others. Ha.

This movie will be about how a girl undergos heartbreak from friends, family, and lovers. She doesnt know what to do about her life and becomes greatly depressed, turning to poetry and music for help, help that doesnt come and rescue her in time, for she soon turns on herself and finds ways here and there to destroy her body. Apathy being her only true friend. She closes her heart to everyone around her, putting on a fake smile. Will she find a way out of this horrible world she created from her pain, or continue down the same road, having to explain why she did the things she did? Only time will tell.

Rated: R
For violence and gruesom images.

MY STORY

CAST







ME .....................JULIA STILE



MOM..................SUSAN SARANDON



KATY..................KATY



DAD...................TOM HANKS



CHRIS...............KIERAN CULKIN



KAITLYN........ABIGAL BRESLIN



TAYLA..............CASSIE STEELE



SONJA..............AMY LEE



MATT...............RUPERT GRINT



MR.T.................NICHOLAS CAGE



ASHLEY...........ELLEN PAGE



NATE................NATE



DIRECTOR - STEVEN SPIELBERG


STUDIO- COLUMBIA TRI- STAR






My Gay-Tarded Movie

Me- Emily Perkins

Father dearest- Jason Isaacs

Mother dearest- Kate Winslet

Blane- Cole Sprouse

Bobby- Shia LaBeouf

Savannah- Katherine Isabelle

Tayla- Cassie Steele

Ashley- Ellen Paige

Sierra- Molly Ringwald

Monsieur T- David Draiman


Director- Darren Lynn Bousman

Studio- Paramount Pictures

I chose some actors/actresses based on how they resemble the actual people, some I chose because they're good actors/actresses, and some were chosen at random.

I chose Darren Lynn Bousman because he's a good director, and I liked the SAW series that he directed.

I chose Paramount Pictures at random.

Movie About Me!!!

If i was to make a movie about me it would be one of the best movies of all time. it would win so many awards. the cast would be:
  • Director= Zack Berry

  • Mom= Fances Mcdormand

  • Dad= Chevy Chase
  • Zack= Russel Crow
  • David=Jaleel White
  • Kyle= Danny Devito
  • Eric=David Spade
  • LeeAnna( My Girlfriend) = Jessica Simpson
  • Shane= Adam Sandler


The reason i made Adam Sandler be the actor for Shane is because he reminds me of Adam Sandler. and i chose Jessica Simpson to play the roll of LeeAnna my girlfriend beacuse they are both hott in my mind. David Spade will play my little brother because he make me think of Eric in the movie Rat race!! lol!! I put Danny Devito as Kyle Cause they are both kinda big and in the movie Twins he reminds me of Kyle ( cheat and always wanting to do everything for his self). I put Jaleel White as David because David is kinda wierd just like he is in his movies when he was younger. i put russel Crow as me because the girls think he is hott and girls think that i am too. lol hahaha!!! Laugh thank you. I put chevy Chase as my dad because he reminds me of my dad in the movie Christmas Vacation.i put Frqances Mcdormand because Mr. Tutterrow told me to. And Me as the Director beacuse it is my movie and i want to direct it. i would use Universal Studios!!

MOVIE ABOUT ME

If I was to have a movie made about me that would be cool.
The parts would be:
  • Director-LeeAnna Garringer

  • LeeAnna Garringer-LeeAnna Garringer

  • Dave Garringer (Dad)-Kevin James

  • Lucinda Garringer (Mom)- Angelina Jolie

  • Marinna (sister)-Hannah Montana

  • Zack Berry (Love of my life)-Russel Crow

  • Kaylen Bradley (best friend)-Pocahontas

Kevin James would play the part of my dad because every time I watch The King of Queens my dad comes to mind.

Angelina Jolie because Zack said that was my mom.

Hannah Montana is playing the part of my sister because Marinna is a Hannah fan.

Russel Crow is Zack because Zack does a wonderful impression of him when he is in Gladiator.
Pocahontas is Kaylen because Kaylen is very dark complected.

THE DEATH OF DRAUCLA

Death of Dracula

A college student costumed himself as Dracula for Halloween. As a finishing touch, he put a pine board down the front of his shirt so he could "realistically" sink a knife into the board and pretend he was transfixed by a vampire-killing stake. He didn't consider the strength of the thin pine board when he tapped the knife in with a hammer.
Propelled by the force of the hammer, the sharp blade split the soft wood and buried itself in his heart. He staggered from his dorm room into the Halloween party, gasping, "I really did it!" before succumbing
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This is a stupid story becuase he was trying to act cool but he insted killed himself, this will teach you to never try to be a vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you do not learn from this then you are stupid.Never try this at home ( duh!!!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAUGHING GAS

Have you ever thought you were going to laugh so much that you would end up dead? well...these people did. On April 16, 1999 in Washington D.C. two paramedics by the names Carol and Mark were wearing respiratory masks that were attached to an empty canister of nitrous oxide or laughing gas when they died. Nitrous oxide, like other gases have to be mixed with something. Needless to say Carol and Mark didn't do that. Carol was studying to become an emergency medical technician. Mark was a 10 year veteran paramedic.

I picked this one because one time I was in an ambulance and I had two paramedics. Now that I have read this I am very glad that I made it to the hospital alive. You never know what your paramedics might do to you. So if you ever have to have laughing gas make sure it's mixed. If you don't you will die laughing. At least you will be happy...for a little while.

Elephant Tail




PART 1

What happend was a man had about 5 elephants out front of a entertainment permit place. And this 50 year old man walked by and had some sugar cane and was playing with the elephants and would not give them any and one of the elephants did not like it and stabed the man with his tusks and the man died when he was going to the hospital. And the elephant got his food after they got the man to a car.

PART 2

I picked this one because it was a funny one. Becaues that teacheas you not to tease big bad elephants.





PART 3


ok the pic says it all. And look who is the big bad elephants now.











GIVE ME MY FOOD BOY

Macho Men?

Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."


-I think this proves that men will go to extraordinarily stupid lengths to prove that they're men, that they have "cahones", and they also do it for a sense of pride, I'm assuming.

- I learned that some french and polish men are freakin' ignorant as hellk, and evidently they don't know much about DYING. Way to ruin french fries and polish sausages, MACHO men.

2006 Darwin Awards: Modern Armor

This story was about a man named Darren in Leicester, England who thought his jacket was "stab-Proof." While his wife was out on vacation this man thought it would be a good idea to test out the theory. After calling his friend telling him that he was going to try it and 5 minutes later calling again asking for an ambulance because his jacket was not "Stab-Proof." poor guy....

I chose this one because it is very humorous to me.

This taught me that you should never test out if your jacket is stab-proof while it's on you.

OMFGOSH.

A teacher in Ohio allowed some students to duct tape him to a wall (our principle did the same thing) for a fund raiser. Well...it turns out that he could not breath under all of that. DUH! So 80 minutes into the taping of the idiot teacher, he overheats and lost consciousness. He told everyone that he "had some fantastic dreams" while he was out. Doctors said that if they kids didnt act quickly then he could've died.


GOOD! I hope they do it again, and leave him overnight!!!!! Dont you just hate it when people do such gay-tarded crap? I mean, seriously.

I learned from this retard to never let kids over power you. That was such a dumb thing to do. If he ever decides to do it again, I will personally go to that school and push people away to let him hang there longer. See how he likes that! MUAHAHAHA!








A man in Pennsylvania dropped his keys in a portable toilet. He yelled for help for about 45 minutes when finally some kids heard him. So they went to get their mommies and daddies, who called the cops. He was stuck in their for an hour 1/2 with no shoes or pants! He was stepping in CRAP! Ewwwwwww....Doctors had to treat him for cuts and bruises, and removed the seat around his hips.

I'm sure his ego will never be the same. That must've been the most embarresing thing that could happen. Well, not really. There are other things that could happen. Oh well.

I learn that if my keys were to fall in a portible toilet, to just leave them and say "Screw that crap."



Klutzy Crook 1998 Honorable Mention Darwin Award



A crook decided one day to steal an ATM. He knew that to remove the ATM from where it was attached to the wall, he had to remove the rear panel of the machine to move it. As soon as he had enough room to get back behind the machine, he squatted down to remove the panel. Well, the ATM machine had a silent alarm attached to it that went off when he moved the machine. The cops arrived at the scene and tried to figure out how the machine had been tampered with. Not knowing that the thief had stupidly chosen to hide behind the machine. As the forensics team was dusting for fingerprints, the thief sneezed alerting the authorities that he didn'e flee the scene.

I picked this Darwin Award, because I like the stupid thief stories. This is one of the better stupid thief stories. I hope he didn't steal anything else.

We can learn a lot from this Darwin Award actually. For instance, if one plans on stealing an ATM machine, make sure that you take the video camera into account. Also, be aware of any silent alarms, and don't hide behind the machine. Lastly, if you are that stupid, just turn yourself in before you commit your crime.

Poor Driving Runs In The Family!!!


Poor Driving Runs In The Family!!!


on My 23, 1997 a mother died because she was guiding her 10 year old son back. he was moving the car to play basketball. He went to hit the break and instead hit the gas and ran over his mother.

I picked this one because I thought that it was a little out of the ordinary and not something that happens in an average day.

I have learned not to let my kids back a car up when they are 10 years old they might run my wife over and kill her. Wait then I can get prenuptial agreement saying if my kid runs my wife over when he is 10 that I can get $1,000,000,000. Then i will be rich and can get married again. And be RICH!!!!!!

A Trailer for a Great Upcoming Film That I Can't Wait to See

The Great Debaters - Trailer

Blizzards Long Awaited Game: StarCraft II


The long-awaited return of StarCraft has been rumored for years, and now is finally official! Blizzard officially announced on May 19, 2007 the sequel to its incredible strategy title Starcraft. Designed to be the ultimate competitive real-time strategy game, StarCraft II features the return of the Protoss, Terran, and Zerg races, overhauled and re-imagined with Blizzard's signature approach to game balance. Each race will be further distinguished from the others, with several new units and new gameplay mechanics, as well as new abilities for some of the classic StarCraft units that will be making a reappearance in the game. StarCraft II also featurse a custom 3D-graphics engine with realistic physics and the ability to render several large, highly detailed units and massive armies on-screen simultaneously.

I have been waiting for this game ever since i played StarCraft on the Nintendo 64! I love the strategy used to play this game, sometimes you must think ahead to beat your opponent(s). I've played StarCraft on the computer for over 2 years and have to say that i am very good at it. I mostly like to just play single-player games or set up a game where it's just me, one or 2 of my friends Versus as many computers as it will let us fit in there! I'm addicted to the game for a good reason though, the shrink my father took me to told me it would be healthy for my mind. (i never told him how bloody and violent it was though ^_^)

When they finally realese this game onto the shelves i will be first in line to get it and no one will stop me. >=]

What I Think!!!!!


PART 1


T-Pain is a singer and has a lot of songs out and one of them is Buy U A Drank. it is a really good song i think and on this one i really do not think there is a age that you have to be because it is not the same as some of the songs no bad words its just of asking a girl if he can buy her a drink.
PART 2
The reson that i picked this song is because it is about how to ask a girl if he can buy her a drink. That is what i think and he is just a good singer and this song fits him. And he is not like other singers because he puts every thing he has in his songs that is why i like him as a singer it is hard to find some one that puts what he has in to a song.
PART 3
I recommend this song because he is trying to help some people to talk to other people manyley girls. That is what i get out of this song and that is what i think most people just here the song and other people just try to see what they think he is trying to say to people?

'Buy U A Drank'
T-Pain

Pure Country!!!

Pure Country!!!



I own this movie it is a very good movie too. It was made in 1992 in Fort Worth, Texas. It is 112 min long, was written by Rex McGee. And directed be Christopher Cain. It's about a country singer named Dusty. He has these big shows that he don't like. He don't want all of the smoke and the lights. He thinks that the people are not getting what they paid for. They want to see him but can't because of all the smoke and the lights. He ends up running away and goes back to his old country roots. While been back where he grew up he ends up falling in love with a barrel racing cowgirl who he met at a bar that he used to play at when he was younger. She lives on a farm that she is about to lose. She gets mad at him because Dusties manager says " you like dancing with my husband" cause she new that he wouldn't go back as long as she was in his life. So she left him and he went back. And he bought her and her family tickets to his concert. And he sang to her the song " I Cross My Heart." With no smoke of bright lights. And they live happy ever after together!!!


I would recommend anyone to watch this movie it is a great heart felt, love movie. But yet has its funny, serious parts in the movie. It is the best of all time!!!



THE PRINCESS DIARIES

This movie is about a girl that is a social outcast at her school and she is 15 and her grandma comes over from Genovia and tells her that she is princess. She finds it hard to believe that because she is an outcast. When the kids at school learn that she is a princess they start to be nice to her. I think that it is wrong and that she made the right decision by leaving them alone. Yes i would recommend it if you like a chick-flick (if not then don't watch it duh). If you really watch it, it can show you that you don't have to be friends with someone if they just want to be friends for popular, if you watch those certain people you can see that you aren't very good friends.


http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2935488793/

Degrassi Spring Break Movie.

Here are some of my favorite characters.

Jake Epstein plays Craig Manning.
Mike plays Jay.



Here is Emma and Manny when they were younger.
My have they grown!!!!Degrassi is one of my favorite tv shows in the whole world. When they came out with a Degrassi movie, I freaked out! I was like, super happy and I almost cried. Ha. I've been watching this show for years, and the characters have been growing up, just like me. I didn't even really notice how they grew up. Since I've been with the show for years, I guess I didn't really noticed the change. Then I saw an old episode and I was like..."Omg! I cant believe how much they have changed!"

Well the movie was basically about how Manny and Jay started hanging out. They lied to her parents, saying they were getting married, but Jay actually gave her a real ring. So when she told him to get lost, he switched her dvd's of her audition for a performing arts college with one of them making out. When Manny got to the college she noticed and freaked out! She thought well...maybe if I do a really good audition they wont need the dvd. She was so wrong. Just as she was about to go do the performance, Jay walked in with the dvd, trying to give it to her because he realized he made a mistake. The head of drama said that Manny ruined it. She was distracted by Jay! So Manny ran out in tears with Jay following her.

I'm not going to ruin it for you guys, but I'll say one thing. Jay gets her another audition by pretending to be her agent and going to the head of the drama department. He does all these things for the head to get Manny the audition. So when she did it...she got accepted in the school! It was great. So then she decides, she really does want to marry him...and since that movie left me on the edge of my couch, I'm anxiously awaiting the new season!!! I found out that Jay goes to jail, but I don't really know much more then that.


Stacey Farber plays Ellie Nash.

Miriam McDonald plays Emma Nelson.And the beautiful Cassie Steele plays Manny Santos. My favorite character! GORGEOUS!

Review of "Comatose" by Skillet


Skillet released their latest album "Comatose" last year. The band has evolved into a Christian rock force after being just "one of those bands." "Comatose" is easily their most complete album to date. The highlights of this disc include "Rebirthing," "The Last Night," "Whispers in the Dark," and "Looking For Angels." These songs help to capture the struggles that living for God in a Godless society can sometimes incorporate. The band hits the nail on the head from start to finish.

I was never much of a Skillet fan in the past. I thought they had a few decent songs in the past with "Hey You I Love Your Soul" among others, but they never really established themselves as a great band to me. The band has now taken themselves to their forefront of the industry. They even took home some awards this year for "Comatose."

I would definitely recommend this album for anybody. Skillet has produced an album that not only resonates with Christian rock fans but music fans in general. Skillet has actually crossover status by starting to get play on secular rock stations, such as 106.7 and 102.1 in Springfield.

RATING: ****out of**** (Instant Christian Rock Classic)