Tuesday, August 12, 2008

becuse it's almost school again D:

Hello whoever is reading, How was your summer?
Hope it was better than mine.
Stopping by because i thought i'd see if anyone still posted on here.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

FUNNY NEWS

A 25-year-old man, pursued by police after he tried to run down his girlfriend with his car, fled on foot across Interstate 45 near Houston, but was struck and killed by cars, this happend in febuary. I think that this guy was so stupid he atleast could of waited for the cars to pass to where there was a gap in the road.

Video Blogging



This video intrigues me a lot. I think having a Rorschach test as the basis of a video is ingenious. The images of the video show the mental faculties of somebody being crazy quite well. The ironic aspect of this video is that the Rorschach test is used to test the mental faculties of somebody that is rumored as being crazy. This video is very well conceived a tells the story of the song. I love how the video accentuates the song.



This is considered to be the grand daddy of all music videos. This is the complete version shot by filmmaker John Landis. I really think this may be the most influential music video ever because it changed the rules. Due to this video, we now have awards for 'long form' and 'short form' music videos. Before Michael Jackson made this video, they were all shot up to formula and were really predictable. This music video is actually shot like a short horror film. Michael Jackson had seen John Landis make the hit film "An American Werewolf in London" and thought that he could do the same with his song Thriller.

These two videos are very well done. Sit back and enjoy. Notice the disclaimer at the beginning of the song. The video was so well done that he had to put a disclaimer at the beginning, so viewers and die hard fans knew that he was not of the occult.

Sudden Stop

Seven kids from Wisconsin decided to drive around town after a party and pull up stop signs. They all got into a truck, one in the front, and six in the back. They drove around the back roads and pulled one stop sign after another out of the ground, hoping to get as many as they could fit into the truck. They managed to acquire 27 stop signs before they decided to speed back to the party. They were hit by a delivery vehicle at an intersection that had a safety marker at it. The six kids in the back of the truck were killed, and the driver was badly injured.

I actually think this is pretty funny. It's like " Now we'll never have to worry about running any stop signs around here again!" Well, they won't have to worry about anything again.

Armageddon!!

Armageddon


Director: Micheal Bay


Writers: Robert Roy Pool, Jonathan Hensliegh.


It was released July 1, 1998


Plot: There is an Astriod headed straight to Earth and a group of people have to nuke it before a certain time limit or the Earth will be gone for ever!


This movie is a Thriller, action, Romantic movie!


This Movie also won 4 Oscars, had another 12 wins and 27 nominees.


It is rated PG-13!!


Bruce Willis is the main actor in this movie!!!


This is a great movie I own this and I love this movie!! I would recommend anyone to watch it!!

LAWNCHAIR LARRY

Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. When Larry was a young boy his dream was to fly. He never got the chance to fly though due to poor eyesight. That wasn't going to keep Larry from flying. Larry then decides to get an "extremely comfortable" Sears lawnchair and perchase 45 weather balloons from an Army-Navy surplus store. He tied the balloons to his lawnchair filled with helium. Then he strapped himself into his lawnchair with some sandwiches, Miller Lite, and a pellet gun. He thought that he would shoot the balloons when it was time for him to desend. Larry's plan was that he would stay in his backyard 30 feet above the ground. Things didn't work the way Larry planned. When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he didn't float up 30 feet. Instead he made it to 16,000 feet in the L.A. sky. After reaching this height he didn't feel like he should shoot any balloons. He just stayed there for more than 14 hours eating and drinking beer. Eventually he reached Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines. This is when he decides to shoot some of the balloons. Larry ends up getting caught in powerlines. Blacking out a Long Beach neighborhood. Then he is arrested.

People say not to drink when you are on the road. Why would drinking while in the air seem any smarter? People are stupid! That's all I have to say about that.

Ludo.


Indie rock band Ludo was formed in Tulsa, OK, in 2003 by Andrew Volpe, Tim Ferrell, Tim Convy, Marshall Fanciullo, and Matt Palermo. The group based itself in St. Louis, MO. It was in St. Louis that they recorded their self-titled debut album, released in 2003 on Redbird Records. The EP Broken Bride followed in 2005. In the fall of 2006, Ludo was signed to Island Records, part of the major label Universal Music. Working with producer Matt Wallace (Maroon 5, Train, Faith No More), they recorded their label debut, You're Awful, I Love You, which was released on February 26, 2008.

I really like that song Love me dead. It is sooo funny! It's kind of like an oxymoron. I think everyone should listen to this song. Da da da da da da. Lol.

How To Play Basketball


Anyone can play if you want to all you have to do is put the ball in the hoop. All you really have to do is shoot the ball and get lucky and make it most of the time you can. And you also have to do is bounce the ball and you have to know how to pass the ball to other people and not get the ball taken from you and not slap or hit the other team. You will also have to know that there is rules to the game you can not go back cort after you cross the red line and you can not step out of bonds and you can not wall with out bounceing the ball if you stop bounceing the ball you can not move you pivet foot and you will have to shoot or pass the ball to some one els that is open and that is all you really need to know about how to play basketball if you have any thing to ask me about this then ask i will tell you what i know

TOP TEN

These are my top ten for what to do to get ready for a concert or performance.


1. Make sure to practice before you perform.
2. Go to the bathroom before you perform.
3. Make a list of things to do before you perform.
4. DON'T lose the list.
5. Try not to eat beans before you preform.
6. Have your outfit picked out, so you don't end up wasting an hour looking for an outfit
7. Learn the routine you have to perform.
8. It is OK if you eat before you perform you actually need to just try not to puke.
9. If you need help with your practicing ask don't be afraid
10.don't let others scare you out of preforming because they could sing worse than your grandma gurgling water.


I choose these tips because they really helped me to prepare for the talent show but i had forgot the must important tip of all don't let anyone distract you during your performance it could cause you a lot but as long as you keep on and give up you can always make your dreams come true.

Humorous Tips

How to entertain people and be funny

1. When you are talking slur your words

2. Cross your eyes, look up as far as possible without bending your head up

3. Use a funny sounding voice for effect to the eyes and slurring of your words

4. make a funny face to go along with the voice, eyes, and speech so it completes it.

5. Do this with emphasis one the one part of the joke to make it more funny and get more people to laugh and laugh harder as well.

6. Make sure it's something that everyone will like. Try not to discriminate. It may seem funny to some but never all.

7. Never be racist there are quite big consequences for that in a joke.

Four Great Ideas

On March 25, 2007, a 20-year-old named Anthony was stopped by police for speeding. The car that he was driving happened to be stolen. The cops handcuffed their suspect and put him in the back of their patrol car. As with all typical people who know that they are about to get jailed, he thought that he could outsmart the cops. His first idea was to get the handcuffs from behind his back to in front of him while the officers had their backs turned. After completing this task, he got his second idea, which was to squeeze through the little window and get into the front seat. His third idea was, of course, to start the car and drive off. His fourth idea was to continue driving with flat tires after cops spiked them. The police decided to use their procedure of ramming the rim of the car in order to spin it and slow the car down. However, due to the fact that the stolen patrol car's tires were flat, the car spun off the road and rolled. Anthony forgot to include fastening his seatbelt in his master plan, and therefore was thrown from the car, and died a week later as a result of his injuries.


Wow. I don't wear my seatbelt often, but if I was about to jack a vehicle, I'd at least make sure to buckle it that time.

How to Make a Really Bad Movie

1) Make a Live-Action movie featuring a cast of talking animals with no major human actors.
EX: "Gordy," "Underdog," and the new sure fire hit "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"

2) Get Eddie Murphy as your main star.
EX: "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," "The Haunted Mansion," "Show Time"

3) Take a television show that people liked and try to make it a serious movie using comedy actors.
EX: "Dukes of Hazzard," "Bewitched," "The Honeymooners," "Beverly Hillbillies"

4) Make too many sequels.
EX: "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" "Jurassic Park II and III"

5) Take on an idea that is too shallow of a story to be filmed.
EX: "Cat in the Hat," "The X Files," "McHale's Navy"

6) Make a uninteresting movie with a huge budget and well known cast.
EX: "What Dreams May Come," "The Postman," "Cutthroat Island"

7) Unfortunately, get M. Night Shymalan to direct your movie.
EX: "Lady in the Water," "The Village," "Wide Awake"

8) Get musicians to star in roles that require them to be anything but musicians.
EX: "Enough," "Die Another Day," "Black Dog"-- Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, and Randy Travis respectively

9) Don't rely on athletes to give you a good performance.
EX: "Kazaam," "The Perfect Score," "The Scorpion King"

10) Win multiple Raspberry Awards.
EX: "Norbit," "Crossroads," "Lady in the Water"

The Raspberry Awards are awarded to the worst of Hollywood fro any given year. Think of the Academy Awards in reverse. I wonder what films are going to be awarded this year!

Darwen.

A female in Canada called the cops because she felt she got ripped off in a drug deal. So, she called the cops and they checked it out, and they confirmed that...it was real crack-cocaine. She was arrested for drug possession.




(Indiana) A man had the good fortune to raise a healthy marijuana plant in his back yard. But then tragedy struck. He received a phone call from the authorities, saying he was busted but they would not press charges if he brought the bush into the station. Roots and all. So he sadly hacked his 8-foot annual down and carried it into the lobby of the Sheriff's office, where startled officers took him into custody for suspected felony cultivation. Turns out the phone call was a prank. That must suck!!! LOL!!!!

Man Drowns In Kitchen Sink



The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water.

Apparently the unemployed Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.

Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or (perhaps most important) entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

HAHA what an idiot, He was definitely screwed up!

Bond is Back!!!!!! This post is just for fun!!!

Quantum Of Solace - Theatrical Trailer

Yee Haw!!! Bond is back. Bring it on!

"Dukes of Hazard"


This is people who drinking and drive most of the time and they will be like this if they make it to the hospital. And if you are lucky you will still live that is why i do not drink because there is no point in drinking and driving. Because my brother is one of the lucky ones he was drinking and driving and takeing pills at the same time and he filped my ford explore it was a 2005 one and now i did not get to get a new one and now he is going to drug classes and drinking classes because of that just ask him and he will tell you that but he dose not care he still drinks i don't know if he drinks and drives but he is 20 so he dose not listen to any one. This is why you do not drink and drive at the same time but if you where smart you will not drink at all.

HERSHEY'S


Do you like chocolate? I know I do. If you love chocolate what better place to go to than Hershey, Pennsylvania. Hershey, Pennsylvania has chocolate everywhere. People say that Hershey is the sweetest place on earth. Milton S. Hershey dreamed of building the perfect place to live, work, and have his chocolate factory and he decided that Pennsylvania was the perfect place he was looking for.

Hershey, Pennsylvania has many things to do that involves chocolate. Dining in Hershey is a popular thing and that makes sence. There is more than just the Hershey bar though. Have you ever heard of a Hershey chocolate cocktail? Of course you can eat the chocolate ,but if you rather play with your food that is an option. The Hershey amusement park would be a great place for you. Now who would have ever thought of wearing chocolate. Yes, it's possible. You can actually wear chocolate at The Chocolate Spa. A lot people like sports too. That's no problem. Go see the Hershey Bears. The Hershey Bears are a hockey team. There is always the Hershey Golf Collection too. If you are more into history there is the Hershey Museum. Hershey here. Hershey there. Everywhere you go Hershey will be there. Hershey Theatre. Hershey Gardens. Hershey Trolley Works. When it comes to Hershey chocolate, this town takes it to a whole different level.

I want to go to Hershey, Pennsylvania. I think that would be a nice place to go to. If I get the chance to go to Pennsylvania I will most definately stop by. A whole town with nothing but chocolate sounds like a little kids dream come true.

Fishing Tips!!!

Top 10 Fishing Tips!!





These tips will help you to become a better fisher on the water and or on the bank!!


1. Do not forget your fishing box!! You just might need the fishing equipment!!
2. If you take a boat make sure it is hitched on right!!! you might loose your boat!!
3.Don't for get your boat plug!!! Our you might just go swimming with the fishes!!
4. Do not put the biggest guy in the front of the boat!! You will do a nose dive into the water!!
5. Look before you cast!! You just might catch your fishing buddy!!!
6. Do not forget to unhook your boat before you back into the water!! Your boat will keep going under instead of floating!!!
7. Do not slip on the rocks if you go fishing on the rocks for catfish, flathead!! You might fall and hurt yourself!!!
8. Don't forget to fill your gas tank!! You could run out of gas on the middle of the lake!!!
9. Make sure your boat runs!!! You will get down there and it wont work!!!
10.Do not for get your fishing license!! You will get a big freaking ticket!!!



I have done all of these but number 2!!!

Otep



http://www.spike.com/video/breed-otep/2913170

The band Otep consists of four members, Otep Shamaya (vocalist), Lee Rios (guitarist), Doug Pellerin (drummer) and eViL j(bassist).
Otep is a metal band with a sound that is reminiscent of Marilyn Manson in combination with Kim Gordon. Their first album, Sevas Tra, was released in 2002. Their next album, House Of Secrets, was released in 2004. Their most recent album, The Ascension, was released in 2007.
The video features their re-make in Nirvana's "Breed."

I like this song, and though I haven't heard much else, I'm sure that they're good.



Escape the Fate


Escape the Fate is an American post-hardcore band from Las Vegas, Nevada. Their first full-length album was released on September 26,2006. It is called Dying Is Your Latest Fashion.

They are suppose to release a new album this year. [2008] It's supposed to be out in the fall, around October or something.


I really like this band. The singers sounds REALLY good. He just has that voice that's like "OMFGOSH!" Haha. You know me...Haha.
They are going on tour right now or soon to Austrialia and New Zealand. Which is great, because the small continent needs some love too. XD
Hey hey..don't you think they look hot??? Well, I do. [=

Diablo 3


http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3

Diablo 3 starts 20 years after the rampage across the world led by the 3 Prime Evils Diablo, Mephisto, and Baal who were defeated by the Heroes from the west. For those who battled the Prime Evils directly, the memory fades slowly and the wounds of the soul still burn. It starts out that a comet falls from the sky bringing an omen for humanity that tells them of a coming war, Heaven and earth versus all of Hells forces.

Blizzard hasn't given a release date for Diablo 3 yet because as always they are trying to make it the best game that they can. Polishing graphics, making it as fun as possible, and balanced game play.
I think that this will be a very good game. I want to find out when they are going to release it so i can see how much it will cost and if it's within my price range, I loved Diablo 2 so i'm sure i will love Diablo 3 too.

KY 3 Alert

KY 3 Alert

Did you know that you can get the weather sent to your phone as a text message. This is a great thing if there is bad weather in your area it will send you a text message saying what is going on. This will save a lot of people say if you lose your power and you do not have a t.v. to watch the weather this will help you a lot. it will send you a message as a text. AND IT'S FREE. It cost you nothing at all.

http://my.textcaster.com/ServePopup.aspx?id=593

I love this I got it and it sent me a message every morning telling me what the weather will be for the day and the next day. I LOVE IT!!!

Upcoming Political Films

The movie "Vantage Point" is about the assassination of the President. The catch with this problem is the fact that it is seen from many different perspectives. In fact, the assassination is seen from eight perspectives. One of the perspectives is from Howard Lewis, an American man taking pictures to convince his kids that he was there at the event. Lewis believes that he has captured the face of the man that shot and killed the President. The film itself was supposed to have taken place in Spain in the town of Salamanca. With the ever increasing fear of shaky governments, this movie should serve as a warning to governments around the world that people just don't like your leaders.

Steven Spielberg is working on a film about the aftermath of the 1968 Democratic National Convention. At the convention itself, there were protests about the Vietnam War. There were seven protesters that were arrested. This is the story of that trial. I am very interested in political films about the past. Needless to say, I am very interested in these two films.

Political films interest me, because politics affects each of us in a great deal. I know that as a citizen of the United States, America has a strong stance and influence in the world. I like films that explore this nature.

Vantage Point - Theatrical Trailer

Unfortunately, the trailer for "The Trial of the Chicago 7" is unavailable at this point in time.

THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1794244889/


















Who ,Lu Yan, The Silent Monk, Lan Cai He, Jason Tripitikas, The Monkey King





Date of Birth: April 7, 1954
Jackie Chan was born in Hong Kong to domestic servant parents who were so poverty stricken they offered to sell their newborn baby to the British doctor who delivered him.


















Birth Name: Li Lian Jie
Date of Birth: April 26, 1963






This is Jet LI he lost his dad at a Early age and his mom brought him up and he was in a modeling school and he went to Changqiao Primary School and excelled academically.


















MICHAEL ANGARANO
Date of Birth: December 3, 1987
Born in Brooklyn, NY, Michael Angarano signed up with Ford Models at the age of five and began his acting career. Among his earliest work was playing a guest role on the short-lived CBS drama New York News (1995) starring Mary Tyler Moore and portraying Tiny Tim on stage for the Radio City Christmas Spectacular.












Crystal was born in China, but moved to USA in 1998 with her mother (her parents divorced when she was 7). She came back to China when she was 15 to study at the prestigious Beijing Film Academy.
Shortly after her admittance to the academy, Crystal was offered her debut role in TV drama “The Story of a Noble Family”. Her performance in the drama gained some notice and soon landed her role in another drama, “Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils”, which established her as a rising star in China.

This what i think about this movie i have not seen it yet but it looks like a really good movie and it has a 4.6 out of a 5 and that is a good rating on this movie so that means that i must be a good movie to get that. And i put the site on here so you can see the video on this movie and see what you think of it. And every one have a good time for the rest of your summer and i will see every one back at school when school starts back up again well see ya?


































JESSE MCARTNEY VS. LEONA LEWIS IN THE BATTLE FOR "BLEEDING LOVE"




In this battle bettween Jesse Mcartney and Leona Lewis. This battle is a question which is better since they both put out the same song. Since leona lewis didn't put a copy right on the song anyone could copy right it ( jesse mcartney). This song came ou is April 17 th,2008. I think that Jesse Mcartney did better than Leona Lewis but that is just me. I like this song becuase i think it is good but i like both of them but i like Jesse Mcartney better.

ACE VENTURA JR.

Ace Ventura Jr. is an upcoming movie that will be released September 2008. Starring Josh Flitter as Ace Jr. The movie starts off where Ace goes off to another one of his nature cases ,but the case goes wrong and Ace was never seen or heard of again. Melissa, now a single mom and a zookeeper never really got over her husband's disappearance. Yet, Melissa and Ace Jr. have to move on with their life. 12 year old Ace Jr. decides to follow his father's footsteps. Ace Jr. has recently become a vet detective for the 7th grade finding classmate's missed placed pets. Until a master animal thief abducts a baby panda and frames Melissa for it. Ace Jr. jumps in on the action to save his mom and the baby panda.

Personally, I think this sounds stupid. They are going to ruin another Jim Carey movie just The Mask. . I don't understand why people do this. Why can't they leave movies on a good note? I think this will be a horrible movie. I know I won't watch it. I don't even need to watch a trailer to know that this will be dumb.

Monday, June 30, 2008

My Country


Name of country: FARTATOPIA

Motto: Shine Um, Shoot um, Eat Um

National Anthem: "Da Turdy Point Buck"

Government System: Anarchy

<<-------------------My Flag

Laws
  1. No Smoking drugs or doing any type of drugs!
  2. No Gay Skate Boarders!!
  3. You can hunt at any time you want to!!
  4. No Drinking under the age of 19!!
  5. No drinking and hunting!!
  6. If person finds you on there land they can do what they want to do with you ;=)!!
  7. No Internet!!
  8. You Can only Listen to Country and 80's music!!
  9. All Woman Must hunt!!
  10. Boy must get married and have kids by 17!!
  11. If any of these laws are broken you will be put on the band stands naked all day!!!



Currency: Deer antlers, 5 point deer is a 5 dallor deer. 1 dallor for every point.

The island looks like a big Rack!!


People would want to go here because there is an unlimited amount of deer hunting!!


The can get a hunting guide, and a fishing guide, Hiking Trails!!

LEEANNALAND

LeeAnnaLand is a wonderful country. LeeAnna Garringer is the owner and the Queen of this country. The government of LeeAnnaLand is a monarchy.LeeAnnaLand's motto is "Spread The Love." The national anthum is "Take It Easy" by Andy Taylor. LeeAnnaLand has all of the holidays that the United States has including the celebration of LeeAnna's birthday. The entire country celebrates her birthday on October 8th every year.

Although, LeeAnnaLand loves to party, there are some laws. The major laws are:
-No drugs!
-No illegal aliens!
-No Pepsi!
-You can only listen to music that LeeAnna likes!
-No one named Kendall!
-If you are in a wreck and you are responsible for it you have to pay for everything!
-No Guitar Hero of any sort!
If you break these laws you will go to prison. Also, any law that you break you have to experience and know what it feels like. For example if you go shoot someone and that person dies. You will be shot and die. It is that simple.

Currency in LeeAnnaLand: For every American dollar there are three dollars.

LeeAnnaLand is a huge island in the shape of a music note. There is a wall around the island. The island is also soundprove to keep all of the wonderful music in. LeeAnnaLand has several different amusement parks. Come and enjoy the fun at LeeAnnaLand!

The Gratest Country

My Country name is - Farfignugen
My Motto is - The Air Is fresh out here
MY Government is - Dictatorship
My song is - Oops I farted Again

1. If you want to speed its up to you
2. No drinking and driving
3. Every one has to grad from school
4. No smoking drugs
5. NO SMOKING anything
6. No drinking tell 21 years of age
7. Only kill 2 bucks in bow season gun season kill 2 more and as many doe's you want
8. You do not have to have a drivers licence but if its hard for you to see then you can not drive
9. EVERYONE has to hate i love Lucy
10. Can SKATE any where you want

Flips - is the name of the money

The Description is you can do what you want just as long you do not break the rules.

When you come in then you will be like WOW!!!!!!! look at this now this is the place i want to be at this place. It is what ever you dreamed of that is what you will thank it is.

People will come and see what it is like and they like it way better then every other place and they will want to stay there and are gas price is $1.25 a gallon and it is just what people want to see in a country and they just like what they see and they love the person in charge and that is the best person that they will ever meet.

My attractions are what ever the people want i will get it for them like if one wants a open place to hunt for big game then that is what they will get. If they want a love theme then they will get a love one i will just get what ever they want and i will pay for it if they want a big big new skate park that is what they will get to i will build the best skate park that they will ever be on.

My Great Country

My countries name is: Arya-Cono
My countries motto is: It's worth a try
government structure: Monarchy

1. I am king(with a queen)
2. Always give new things a try
3. never mock the Higher Up's
4. Drinking age is 16
5. Smoking is outlawed in my country, If you are caught smoking coming into my country you are killed on sight.
6. no one can pick their nose before 8:00 pm
7. you cannot fart in between the hours of 1:00 pm - 7:00 pm
8. No Gays allowed
9. ALL must listen to and enjoy my music
10. no one can listen to country or rap
11. Any and Every case of assault, rape, murder, or anything of the like are dealed with by Torture from the very person(unless they are dead, then it's family members) which you did this crime to!

My money is called: Kaduga's and Bob Saget's
Appearance: My country is shaped like a star with a sharp and deadly coral reef ring touching all the edges going in a perfect circle.
Appeal: My country is fun to be in if you are like me. It's shaped extremely creatively and offers many things to do.
Tourist Attractions: The guillotine is used to execute smokers, There are many bars with "shows" to entertain you as you relax with a drink, Bands are brought to Arya-Cono for Concerts every week.

Germapan.

Motto: In Germapan we know how to ambush a country.
Government Structure: Kings and Queen.
Laws: Have fun, no killing unless granted permission by the King or Queen, no stealing, no assault or kidnapping, no lying. If you do these things, the punishment is horrible. The Queen will make you her slave [if you are good looking] if not, she will torture you so that you are begging for death. XD
Currency: 1 American Dollar=.01 cents Germapan.
Description: It is very green, lots of bright colors, here in Germapan, we take care of our country, and no one dares to attack us. XD
Tourist Attractions: Our famous torture chamber where the old Kings and Queens used to do horrible things to their prisoners. Sometimes you can still hear the screaming of them. [=
Shape: We are shaped like Hitler's mustache.
Flag: The flag is ALL BLACK with NEON GREEN words that say "GERMAPAN RULES YOUR FACES!"

And that is my country. Either you like it or you don't. Pssh, do you think I really care?

My country

Name: Weirdonia

Motto: There's no "u" in weird, but there is an "I", and "we".

Government Structure: There'll be a president, and SHE won't be too foreign, not enough to be anti-weirdonian anyways.

Laws: The death penalty will be strictly enforced in my country. We're just weird like that. As soon as some unlucky mother... is sentenced to death row, they're soon after headed off to the gallows. Yes, the gallows. Let them flop around in midair for wasting the lives/time of the weirdonians, and for infecting our country with their vile selves. Gays are allowed to marry. No cannibals allowed. No snobs allowed. No suing without probable cause. Sexual harassment will earn you a beat-down. Sexual assault of any kind will get you "fixed", free of charge. Sexist remarks will also earn you a beat-down, so watch your words. Abortion isn't shunned upon, but if we get so low on people, then re-population is highly encouraged. Swearing, even swearing every other word is permitted. No terrorists allowed.

Currency: Weirdy money in bill-form comes in 1, 2, 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 50, 100, 500, and 1000. In change-form, it's coins in 1, 2, 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 50, 75, and 90.

Description: Our country looks like a fat "w", oh how appropriate. Weirdonia, though the name may throw people off, is a place where violence is strictly dealt with, so any venturers are kept safe while attending/residing here. It is a free country, other than that. Our people soon come to learn that their actions do have consequences, and if those consequences fail to teach a lesson, they will only worsen.

Tourist Attractions: Foreign tourists should check out our lovely night clubs and our varieties of alcohol in our many bars. We have many hotels for our drunken guests to crash in, and there are several amusement parks/water parks to have fun in, and game animals are abundant for those hunters out there, though a license is required, and seasons are established.

My Own Country-- Chescow

Chescow
"Where Every Thing is Free Except For Expensive Things"




Chescow boasts a president that will be elected every year, because we don't want to get tired of the one we have. Our fearless leader will look something like this.



Every good country needs a strong Vice-President and Minister of Defense. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you these hallowed men for Chescow.



Every year, we will hold elections for President. If I don't like who my country picks, I reserve the right to deport the winner to a country of my choice. Our congress meets every day. I will be there on Mondays and Tuesdays from 10:00 A.M. to 11:00 A.M. The laws that they write will have to be agreed upon by me. If not , they will have to mess with my personal body guard Toby. This is Toby.


Toby hates people. He hates everybody. Yes, my country can boast everything that all good countries have. For instance, we have three branches of government. We have checks and balances to make sure nobody has too much power. Nobody questions me, because I am not responsible for Toby's actions. We have interstate highways, public schools, big business, strong economy, and all that jazz. Here is a picture of my currency.



New Approved Laws of Chescow
1) Nobody will be allowed to fly in a plane on Tuesday.
2) Nobody will be allowed to go to sleep before 9:00 P.M.
3) Nobody shall be allowed to own a dead sheep for a pet.
4) You shall stand by the flag each day and salute the great leadership, or you will be imprisoned by the sheriff.
5) Nobody will be allowed to drive a dune buggy.
6) Everybody in your family will have the initials C.O.W.
7) Nobody is allowed to put a hypnotized person in a store front window.
8) Everybody must bathe on Wednesdays.
9) The color pink is hereby forbidden.
10) Fast food restaurants will be closed upon receiving bad service.

Leading Industries: Sports, Entertainment, Food
The Vice-President of Chescow:


Chescow is a wonderful country nestled in the mountains of the Ukraine. Cut off from civilization of any kind, this country of 500,000,000 will go forever. The swampy marsh lands on the outside of the country keep out the unwanted people. Once past the boundaries of Chescow, the glory of the land comes to you. The sacred cow is the only item in this country that must not be touched. There is an eight month sunny season in which everyone will enjoy the beautiful palm treed beaches. There will be three months of Spring and one month of everything else. The architecture will be inspired by the Ancient Greeks.

My country is a wonderful place to visit because everybody is loved and respected. Gas never reaches over $1.00. Grass never needs to be mowed (cuts itself). There is no crime, because everybody has everything that they need, and guns are only allowed in the hunting grounds. The sports teams are the best in the world. The entertainment is the best in the world. This country is the best in the world.

Tourist Attractions:
The Giant Cinnamon Roll Festival: June 6- June 9
People in teams will make the biggest cinnamon rolls possible and then roll them down the street in a race. The winner will receive $50,000 of my own money. Then I get to eat their cinnamon roll by myself, and they have to work off their debt.

The Rock Wall: This divides us from our underdeveloped neighbors Farfignugen, Fartatopia, and Weirdonia.

The Drive Through Palm Trees of South Beach: These palm trees are linked together to form a tunnel big enough to fit a greyhound bus.

We leave you with a picture of our sacred animal, my humble cow Ju-Ju.

MY COUNTRY { LAND OF THE OBSESSIVE PEOPLE}

Name : land of the obsessive people
Motto: you can love any one and every one (as long as it is the opposite sex)
Government structure:
We will always have a president and they will be guys.
Laws:
1. no gay people this will Be in forced at all times!
2. no being perverted in public!
3. no picking your nose in public
4. no being racist
5. no farting in public
6. no spiders
7. no clowns
8. no burping in public
9. every house must have at least 3 forks
10.every teenage girl must keep a diary daily.

What the currency looks like depends on the store that you are in. There is up to 11 different types of currency. They have the face of each star on the on them.
This country looks like an outdoors mall very where you go you can get anything for that has to deal with any star that you have the currency for.
If you are wondering why you want to know why you would like to go here it has all of the things that you could ever want.


If you are a girl and a tourist then 3 attractions for you is the store for the Jonas brothers, the naked brothers band, my chemical romance if you want to get a guy then you will want to go to the Avril Lavigne, Carrie Underwood, and faith hill stores.
If you are a guy and you want a girl then you would want to go to the same stores.

Prison Break

Prison Break

Okay, I know that has already premiered QUITE a while back, but it's good, in my opinion. Wentworth Miller stars as brainiac Michael Scofield, who does a bank heist in order to be imprisoned in the same prison as his brother Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell), so that he can break him out. Michael believes that his brother was framed for the murder of the president's brother, whom it just so happens isn't dead at all, and the president had to fake HER brother's death in order to keep him from getting killed, and the government framed Lincoln as a cover-up, and it will kill whoever knows the truth in order to protect the president's secret. Lincoln just so happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

New season of Degrassi.


Starting on July 11 there is going to be a new season of The N's most popular show, Degrassi. They promised fans ALOT of new drama, which I am anxiously waiting for!! I can't wait for July 11!!! If you have Direct TV it is on channel 303, and it will premier at 7:00pm I believe.
This is the senior year of Manny, Emma, Sean, Toby, Jimmy, Spinner, ect. I can't believe they are all graduating!! I seriously hope that this is not the last season. I will cry myself to sleep everynight! I'm hoping that soon, they put the whole series on DVD, like they do with other TV shows. I would seriously be the happiest person in the whole world! I'm telling you man!

The Power Team

The Power Team is a group of strong men that give inspirational presentations about the power of Jesus. They have been around for over thirty years making their name for going to schools and churches talking about God. I have actually seen the Power Team at my high school. They really are trying to do a good thing.

I think that the Power Team itself is a comical outfit. I don't see the spiritual application to ripping a phone book in half. I SHALL RIP MY PHONE BOOK FOR JESUS!!!! AARRRGGHH! I just sort of laughed it off. They mean well, but this is just an excuse for body builders to earn respect in the spirit world with churches and saints. Sorry, but this saint isn't buying any of the philosophical merchandise.



10,000 BC

http://www.reelzchannel.com/video/32484/10000-b-c-clip-5
This is 10,000 BC and it is a really good movie and every one plays there part in the movie really good i think they do and it is a action packed movie and mixed with a love story. But i don't know if most guys get in to love movies or not i know i do and I don't know why i do but i do and i think this is a really good movie and you have your say so if you like it or not.

"GET-R-DONE"

Larry The Cable Guy!!!

Larry The Cable Guy has a very busy schedule this year. He is going to 19 different States. Having at least two acts in each State. He is a comedian and well known for his famous words "GIT-R-DONE"!!! He is very funny. I listen to him all the time. This is his tour dates you can see more at " https://tickets.gitrdone.com/ "

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Diablo 2: Lord Of Destruction


In Diablo 2: Lord Of Destruction you get several new items including Runes, Charms, 2 new characters with an abundance of weapons to go with them, and to finish it off New monsters, and a new Act that follows Baal the last of the Prime Evils. Thought Act V you have to save the barbarian village from Baal's hoards of minions moving toward the village of barbarians.

Also there is a better Multiplayer. Battle.net gave LoD an Expansive multiplayer for everyone to who plays to have an Extremely great time playing with their friends. I love it because it's the only way i get to talk with my cousin in the navy. Also almost all of my friends play LoD so that means i get to show them who's better on there too! XD

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

Journey to the center of the earth starring Brendan Fraser, Josh Hutcherson, Anita Briem. This movie is coming out July 11Th, 2008. This is a story about a man, on a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth. I would like to go to see it because it looks really good and i like Brendan Fraser.


http://photobucket.com/videos/journey%20to%20the%20center%20of%20the%20earth/

You can go to this website and watch the trailer of this film, it is hilarious.

AC/DC

For all of you AC/DC fans out there you will be glad to hear that AC/DC is going to have a new album coming out. AC/DC's next studio album will be exclusively sold at Wal-Mart stores in the United States. As of right now the Columbia album is untitled. The album is produced by Brendan O'Brien which is expected to be out in stores in the fall. This new album is the first album since their "Stiff Upper Lip" in 2000. Once the new album is released a tour is to be expected.

As soon as the album comes out in stores my parents will buy it. We will listen to it all the way home too. I would love the chance to see AC/DC in concert. If AC/DC does go tour my parents and I will be there. My dad loves AC/DC. My dad will do just about anything to go see them. If I get to go to the AC/DC concert that would be the second concert I have been to with my dad and I can't wait.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Last Two Days!!

Well, I can't believe my eyes. You all have posted over 400 posts!! Wow, that's alot of reading, researching, and writing. You should be proud of your accomplishments. I am leaving in a few days for New York City to study with some cool people about the Holocaust. You can plan on hearing more about it this August. Have a wonderful rest of the summer. I leave you with a video I shot while on vacation. Wait for it to load and watch it full screen. Zach, notice how I was able do the slow motion.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Top Ten things that I hate

These aren't in order either.

1. Pain
2. Humiliation
3. Fakes
4. Snobby people
5. Anger-initiators
6. Terrorists
7. People that try to change me
8. Show-stoppers, spoilsports, party-poopers, etc.
9. Nasty tasting/smelling/looking/feeling/sounding things
10. Jerks

The Weird















The video is so that every one knows how weird every one has to be to get on this show i would not do anything to get on there because i am good the way i am. Now would you go on the show or want to get in the book and why would you want to go on them? And what dose every one think is weirder the man pulling his skin or this man that has all of the things in his head?