Monday, June 30, 2008

My country

Name: Weirdonia

Motto: There's no "u" in weird, but there is an "I", and "we".

Government Structure: There'll be a president, and SHE won't be too foreign, not enough to be anti-weirdonian anyways.

Laws: The death penalty will be strictly enforced in my country. We're just weird like that. As soon as some unlucky mother... is sentenced to death row, they're soon after headed off to the gallows. Yes, the gallows. Let them flop around in midair for wasting the lives/time of the weirdonians, and for infecting our country with their vile selves. Gays are allowed to marry. No cannibals allowed. No snobs allowed. No suing without probable cause. Sexual harassment will earn you a beat-down. Sexual assault of any kind will get you "fixed", free of charge. Sexist remarks will also earn you a beat-down, so watch your words. Abortion isn't shunned upon, but if we get so low on people, then re-population is highly encouraged. Swearing, even swearing every other word is permitted. No terrorists allowed.

Currency: Weirdy money in bill-form comes in 1, 2, 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 50, 100, 500, and 1000. In change-form, it's coins in 1, 2, 5, 10, 15, 20, 30, 50, 75, and 90.

Description: Our country looks like a fat "w", oh how appropriate. Weirdonia, though the name may throw people off, is a place where violence is strictly dealt with, so any venturers are kept safe while attending/residing here. It is a free country, other than that. Our people soon come to learn that their actions do have consequences, and if those consequences fail to teach a lesson, they will only worsen.

Tourist Attractions: Foreign tourists should check out our lovely night clubs and our varieties of alcohol in our many bars. We have many hotels for our drunken guests to crash in, and there are several amusement parks/water parks to have fun in, and game animals are abundant for those hunters out there, though a license is required, and seasons are established.

6 comments:

Tayla. (: said...

Hmm...I think I would like to go and visit your coutry!! NIGHT CLUBS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! BEER! LET'S GET WASTED MAN! HAHAHA!

skater said...

ya i will come to see what kinda game you have that i can hunt and stuff

LumberJack Zack said...

i wouldn't want to go to your countr no odffense don't seem fun

the_man_734 said...

Your country is the most liberal of any country in the class. Wow, not much seems to be illegal except the power of speech.

LeeAnna said...

People say I'm weird so I think that I would fit in. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Wow you really thought it through with your country