Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Man Drowns In Kitchen Sink



The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water.

Apparently the unemployed Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.

Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or (perhaps most important) entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

HAHA what an idiot, He was definitely screwed up!

6 comments:

Sonia Early said...

He was definitely too drunk/stoned to be able to think logically. It was his own danged fault anyways, and he was too wasted to know it. Wouldn't that suck? Oh, I can't breathe... or can I?

bloodgirl101 said...

How do you drownd in a kitchen sink that is so wierd.He had t obe wasted to not know that he had his head in a sink that was full of water.

Tayla. (: said...

Lol. OMFGOSH! That is sooo funny! What a retard. Why didn't he just go through the front door??? Stupid European. Lol.

skater said...

lol that is a really funny pic and its funny the way he was hanging in the window why would some one do that

LumberJack Zack said...

HE WAS DRUNK AND HIGH PEOPLE ARE DUMB WHEN THEY ARE JUST ONE OF THOSE IMAGINE BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME!!!

the_man_734 said...

Can you imagine the obituary? This poor sap died in his sink.