Monday, June 30, 2008

My Country


Name of country: FARTATOPIA

Motto: Shine Um, Shoot um, Eat Um

National Anthem: "Da Turdy Point Buck"

Government System: Anarchy

<<-------------------My Flag

Laws
  1. No Smoking drugs or doing any type of drugs!
  2. No Gay Skate Boarders!!
  3. You can hunt at any time you want to!!
  4. No Drinking under the age of 19!!
  5. No drinking and hunting!!
  6. If person finds you on there land they can do what they want to do with you ;=)!!
  7. No Internet!!
  8. You Can only Listen to Country and 80's music!!
  9. All Woman Must hunt!!
  10. Boy must get married and have kids by 17!!
  11. If any of these laws are broken you will be put on the band stands naked all day!!!



Currency: Deer antlers, 5 point deer is a 5 dallor deer. 1 dallor for every point.

The island looks like a big Rack!!


People would want to go here because there is an unlimited amount of deer hunting!!


The can get a hunting guide, and a fishing guide, Hiking Trails!!

7 comments:

bloodgirl101 said...

That is a place that i'm not going t obecuase i do not hunt.

LeeAnna said...

Why don't you want the internet?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Whats with "no internet" and country and 80's music! NO WAY AMI GOING TO YOUR COUNTRY

the_man_734 said...

How'd I know that your national would be that song!? What would happen if you ran out of antlers?

skater said...

ya i would love to come there

Tayla. (: said...

Wow. I don't think I'd be visting your country anytime soon Zack. XD

Sonia Early said...

Nice rip-off of shane's country name.
No internet!!! You're outta your danged mind. Anarchy is the only good thing about it, and I certainly wouldn't wanna end up on someone else's property...