Thursday, June 12, 2008

Macho Men?

Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," he swung at his own head and chopped it off.
"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."


-I think this proves that men will go to extraordinarily stupid lengths to prove that they're men, that they have "cahones", and they also do it for a sense of pride, I'm assuming.

- I learned that some french and polish men are freakin' ignorant as hellk, and evidently they don't know much about DYING. Way to ruin french fries and polish sausages, MACHO men.

7 comments:

bloodgirl101 said...

that guy is so stupid i would be overthere you stupid ***** your an idiot.

Tayla. (: said...

WE-HELL...this seems really retarded.

"Oh, you cut off your foot?! Well..WATCH THIS!" BUZZZZZZZZ.

*Head hangs limply by this artery*

the_man_734 said...

That is the dumbest guy in the world. I can't believe that people like that are allowed to walk around amongst us normal people.

LeeAnna said...

That guy is just plan STUPID. I have heard of people shotting themselfs ,but never cutting off their very own head with a chainsaw.

skater said...

lol he put on his sister's underwear?

Anonymous said...

Wow, i like the first guy it talked about trying to act big from his hospital bed....

LumberJack Zack said...

lol thats funny
i think