FUNNY NEWS

A 25-year-old man, pursued by police after he tried to run down his girlfriend with his car, fled on foot across Interstate 45 near Houston, but was struck and killed by cars, this happend in febuary. I think that this guy was so stupid he atleast could of waited for the cars to pass to where there was a gap in the road.

Video Blogging

This video intrigues me a lot. I think having a Rorschach test as the basis of a video is ingenious. The images of the video show the mental faculties of somebody being crazy quite well. The ironic aspect of this video is that the Rorschach test is used to test the mental faculties of somebody that is rumored as being crazy. This video is very well conceived a tells the story of the song. I love how the video accentuates the song.

More Videos

This is considered to be the grand daddy of all music videos. This is the complete version shot by filmmaker John Landis. I really think this may be the most influential music video ever because it changed the rules. Due to this video, we now have awards for 'long form' and 'short form' music videos. Before Michael Jackson made this video, they were all shot up to formula and were really predictable. This music video is actually shot like a short horror film. Michael Jackson had seen John Landis make the hit film "An American Werewolf in London" and thought that he could do the same with his song Thriller.

These two videos are very well done. Sit back and enjoy. Notice the disclaimer at the beginning of the song. The video was so well done that he had to put a disclaimer at the beginning, so viewers and die hard fans knew that he was not of the occult.

Sudden Stop

Seven kids from Wisconsin decided to drive around town after a party and pull up stop signs. They all got into a truck, one in the front, and six in the back. They drove around the back roads and pulled one stop sign after another out of the ground, hoping to get as many as they could fit into the truck. They managed to acquire 27 stop signs before they decided to speed back to the party. They were hit by a delivery vehicle at an intersection that had a safety marker at it. The six kids in the back of the truck were killed, and the driver was badly injured.

I actually think this is pretty funny. It's like " Now we'll never have to worry about running any stop signs around here again!" Well, they won't have to worry about anything again.

Armageddon!!

Armageddon

Director: Micheal Bay


Writers: Robert Roy Pool, Jonathan Hensliegh.


It was released July 1, 1998


Plot: There is an Astriod headed straight to Earth and a group of people have to nuke it before a certain time limit or the Earth will be gone for ever!


This movie is a Thriller, action, Romantic movie!


This Movie also won 4 Oscars, had another 12 wins and 27 nominees.


It is rated PG-13!!


Bruce Willis is the main actor in this movie!!!


This is a great movie I own this and I love this movie!! I would recommend anyone to watch it!!

LAWNCHAIR LARRY

Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. When Larry was a young boy his dream was to fly. He never got the chance to fly though due to poor eyesight. That wasn't going to keep Larry from flying. Larry then decides to get an "extremely comfortable" Sears lawnchair and perchase 45 weather balloons from an Army-Navy surplus store. He tied the balloons to his lawnchair filled with helium. Then he strapped himself into his lawnchair with some sandwiches, Miller Lite, and a pellet gun. He thought that he would shoot the balloons when it was time for him to desend. Larry's plan was that he would stay in his backyard 30 feet above the ground. Things didn't work the way Larry planned. When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he didn't float up 30 feet. Instead he made it to 16,000 feet in the L.A. sky. After reaching this height he didn't feel like he should shoot any balloons. He just stayed there for more than 14 hours eating and drinking beer. Eventually he reached Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines. This is when he decides to shoot some of the balloons. Larry ends up getting caught in powerlines. Blacking out a Long Beach neighborhood. Then he is arrested.

People say not to drink when you are on the road. Why would drinking while in the air seem any smarter? People are stupid! That's all I have to say about that.

Ludo.

Indie rock band Ludo was formed in Tulsa, OK, in 2003 by Andrew Volpe, Tim Ferrell, Tim Convy, Marshall Fanciullo, and Matt Palermo. The group based itself in St. Louis, MO. It was in St. Louis that they recorded their self-titled debut album, released in 2003 on Redbird Records. The EP Broken Bride followed in 2005. In the fall of 2006, Ludo was signed to Island Records, part of the major label Universal Music. Working with producer Matt Wallace (Maroon 5, Train, Faith No More), they recorded their label debut, You're Awful, I Love You, which was released on February 26, 2008.

I really like that song Love me dead. It is sooo funny! It's kind of like an oxymoron. I think everyone should listen to this song. Da da da da da da. Lol.

How To Play Basketball

Anyone can play if you want to all you have to do is put the ball in the hoop. All you really have to do is shoot the ball and get lucky and make it most of the time you can. And you also have to do is bounce the ball and you have to know how to pass the ball to other people and not get the ball taken from you and not slap or hit the other team. You will also have to know that there is rules to the game you can not go back cort after you cross the red line and you can not step out of bonds and you can not wall with out bounceing the ball if you stop bounceing the ball you can not move you pivet foot and you will have to shoot or pass the ball to some one els that is open and that is all you really need to know about how to play basketball if you have any thing to ask me about this then ask i will tell you what i know

TOP TEN

These are my top ten for what to do to get ready for a concert or performance.


1. Make sure to practice before you perform.
2. Go to the bathroom before you perform.
3. Make a list of things to do before you perform.
4. DON'T lose the list.
5. Try not to eat beans before you preform.
6. Have your outfit picked out, so you don't end up wasting an hour looking for an outfit
7. Learn the routine you have to perform.
8. It is OK if you eat before you perform you actually need to just try not to puke.
9. If you need help with your practicing ask don't be afraid
10.don't let others scare you out of preforming because they could sing worse than your grandma gurgling water.


I choose these tips because they really helped me to prepare for the talent show but i had forgot the must important tip of all don't let anyone distract you during your performance it could cause you a lot but as long as you keep on and give up you can always make your dreams come true.

Humorous Tips

How to entertain people and be funny

1. When you are talking slur your words

2. Cross your eyes, look up as far as possible without bending your head up

3. Use a funny sounding voice for effect to the eyes and slurring of your words

4. make a funny face to go along with the voice, eyes, and speech so it completes it.

5. Do this with emphasis one the one part of the joke to make it more funny and get more people to laugh and laugh harder as well.

6. Make sure it's something that everyone will like. Try not to discriminate. It may seem funny to some but never all.

7. Never be racist there are quite big consequences for that in a joke.

Four Great Ideas

On March 25, 2007, a 20-year-old named Anthony was stopped by police for speeding. The car that he was driving happened to be stolen. The cops handcuffed their suspect and put him in the back of their patrol car. As with all typical people who know that they are about to get jailed, he thought that he could outsmart the cops. His first idea was to get the handcuffs from behind his back to in front of him while the officers had their backs turned. After completing this task, he got his second idea, which was to squeeze through the little window and get into the front seat. His third idea was, of course, to start the car and drive off. His fourth idea was to continue driving with flat tires after cops spiked them. The police decided to use their procedure of ramming the rim of the car in order to spin it and slow the car down. However, due to the fact that the stolen patrol car's tires were flat, the car spun off the road and rolled. Anthony forgot to include fastening his seatbelt in his master plan, and therefore was thrown from the car, and died a week later as a result of his injuries.


Wow. I don't wear my seatbelt often, but if I was about to jack a vehicle, I'd at least make sure to buckle it that time.