TOP TEN

These are my top ten for what to do to get ready for a concert or performance.


1. Make sure to practice before you perform.
2. Go to the bathroom before you perform.
3. Make a list of things to do before you perform.
4. DON'T lose the list.
5. Try not to eat beans before you preform.
6. Have your outfit picked out, so you don't end up wasting an hour looking for an outfit
7. Learn the routine you have to perform.
8. It is OK if you eat before you perform you actually need to just try not to puke.
9. If you need help with your practicing ask don't be afraid
10.don't let others scare you out of preforming because they could sing worse than your grandma gurgling water.


I choose these tips because they really helped me to prepare for the talent show but i had forgot the must important tip of all don't let anyone distract you during your performance it could cause you a lot but as long as you keep on and give up you can always make your dreams come true.

Humorous Tips

How to entertain people and be funny

1. When you are talking slur your words

2. Cross your eyes, look up as far as possible without bending your head up

3. Use a funny sounding voice for effect to the eyes and slurring of your words

4. make a funny face to go along with the voice, eyes, and speech so it completes it.

5. Do this with emphasis one the one part of the joke to make it more funny and get more people to laugh and laugh harder as well.

6. Make sure it's something that everyone will like. Try not to discriminate. It may seem funny to some but never all.

7. Never be racist there are quite big consequences for that in a joke.

Four Great Ideas

On March 25, 2007, a 20-year-old named Anthony was stopped by police for speeding. The car that he was driving happened to be stolen. The cops handcuffed their suspect and put him in the back of their patrol car. As with all typical people who know that they are about to get jailed, he thought that he could outsmart the cops. His first idea was to get the handcuffs from behind his back to in front of him while the officers had their backs turned. After completing this task, he got his second idea, which was to squeeze through the little window and get into the front seat. His third idea was, of course, to start the car and drive off. His fourth idea was to continue driving with flat tires after cops spiked them. The police decided to use their procedure of ramming the rim of the car in order to spin it and slow the car down. However, due to the fact that the stolen patrol car's tires were flat, the car spun off the road and rolled. Anthony forgot to include fastening his seatbelt in his master plan, and therefore was thrown from the car, and died a week later as a result of his injuries.


Wow. I don't wear my seatbelt often, but if I was about to jack a vehicle, I'd at least make sure to buckle it that time.

How to Make a Really Bad Movie

1) Make a Live-Action movie featuring a cast of talking animals with no major human actors.
EX: "Gordy," "Underdog," and the new sure fire hit "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"

2) Get Eddie Murphy as your main star.
EX: "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," "The Haunted Mansion," "Show Time"

3) Take a television show that people liked and try to make it a serious movie using comedy actors.
EX: "Dukes of Hazzard," "Bewitched," "The Honeymooners," "Beverly Hillbillies"

4) Make too many sequels.
EX: "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" "Jurassic Park II and III"

5) Take on an idea that is too shallow of a story to be filmed.
EX: "Cat in the Hat," "The X Files," "McHale's Navy"

6) Make a uninteresting movie with a huge budget and well known cast.
EX: "What Dreams May Come," "The Postman," "Cutthroat Island"

7) Unfortunately, get M. Night Shymalan to direct your movie.
EX: "Lady in the Water," "The Village," "Wide Awake"

8) Get musicians to star in roles that require them to be anything but musicians.
EX: "Enough," "Die Another Day," "Black Dog"-- Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, and Randy Travis respectively

9) Don't rely on athletes to give you a good performance.
EX: "Kazaam," "The Perfect Score," "The Scorpion King"

10) Win multiple Raspberry Awards.
EX: "Norbit," "Crossroads," "Lady in the Water"

The Raspberry Awards are awarded to the worst of Hollywood fro any given year. Think of the Academy Awards in reverse. I wonder what films are going to be awarded this year!

Darwen.

A female in Canada called the cops because she felt she got ripped off in a drug deal. So, she called the cops and they checked it out, and they confirmed that...it was real crack-cocaine. She was arrested for drug possession.

(Indiana) A man had the good fortune to raise a healthy marijuana plant in his back yard. But then tragedy struck. He received a phone call from the authorities, saying he was busted but they would not press charges if he brought the bush into the station. Roots and all. So he sadly hacked his 8-foot annual down and carried it into the lobby of the Sheriff's office, where startled officers took him into custody for suspected felony cultivation. Turns out the phone call was a prank. That must suck!!! LOL!!!!

Man Drowns In Kitchen Sink

The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water.

Apparently the unemployed Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.

Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or (perhaps most important) entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

HAHA what an idiot, He was definitely screwed up!

Bond is Back!!!!!! This post is just for fun!!!

Quantum Of Solace - Theatrical Trailer

Yee Haw!!! Bond is back. Bring it on!

"Dukes of Hazard"

This is people who drinking and drive most of the time and they will be like this if they make it to the hospital. And if you are lucky you will still live that is why i do not drink because there is no point in drinking and driving. Because my brother is one of the lucky ones he was drinking and driving and takeing pills at the same time and he filped my ford explore it was a 2005 one and now i did not get to get a new one and now he is going to drug classes and drinking classes because of that just ask him and he will tell you that but he dose not care he still drinks i don't know if he drinks and drives but he is 20 so he dose not listen to any one. This is why you do not drink and drive at the same time but if you where smart you will not drink at all.

HERSHEY'S

Do you like chocolate? I know I do. If you love chocolate what better place to go to than Hershey, Pennsylvania. Hershey, Pennsylvania has chocolate everywhere. People say that Hershey is the sweetest place on earth. Milton S. Hershey dreamed of building the perfect place to live, work, and have his chocolate factory and he decided that Pennsylvania was the perfect place he was looking for.

Hershey, Pennsylvania has many things to do that involves chocolate. Dining in Hershey is a popular thing and that makes sence. There is more than just the Hershey bar though. Have you ever heard of a Hershey chocolate cocktail? Of course you can eat the chocolate ,but if you rather play with your food that is an option. The Hershey amusement park would be a great place for you. Now who would have ever thought of wearing chocolate. Yes, it's possible. You can actually wear chocolate at The Chocolate Spa. A lot people like sports too. That's no problem. Go see the Hershey Bears. The Hershey Bears are a hockey team. There is always the Hershey Golf Collection too. If you are more into history there is the Hershey Museum. Hershey here. Hershey there. Everywhere you go Hershey will be there. Hershey Theatre. Hershey Gardens. Hershey Trolley Works. When it comes to Hershey chocolate, this town takes it to a whole different level.

I want to go to Hershey, Pennsylvania. I think that would be a nice place to go to. If I get the chance to go to Pennsylvania I will most definately stop by. A whole town with nothing but chocolate sounds like a little kids dream come true.

Fishing Tips!!!

Top 10 Fishing Tips!!





These tips will help you to become a better fisher on the water and or on the bank!!


1. Do not forget your fishing box!! You just might need the fishing equipment!!
2. If you take a boat make sure it is hitched on right!!! you might loose your boat!!
3.Don't for get your boat plug!!! Our you might just go swimming with the fishes!!
4. Do not put the biggest guy in the front of the boat!! You will do a nose dive into the water!!
5. Look before you cast!! You just might catch your fishing buddy!!!
6. Do not forget to unhook your boat before you back into the water!! Your boat will keep going under instead of floating!!!
7. Do not slip on the rocks if you go fishing on the rocks for catfish, flathead!! You might fall and hurt yourself!!!
8. Don't forget to fill your gas tank!! You could run out of gas on the middle of the lake!!!
9. Make sure your boat runs!!! You will get down there and it wont work!!!
10.Do not for get your fishing license!! You will get a big freaking ticket!!!



I have done all of these but number 2!!!