The Voices of an Ever Changing Culture

OMFGOSH.

A teacher in Ohio allowed some students to duct tape him to a wall (our principle did the same thing) for a fund raiser. Well...it turns out that he could not breath under all of that. DUH! So 80 minutes into the taping of the idiot teacher, he overheats and lost consciousness. He told everyone that he "had some fantastic dreams" while he was out. Doctors said that if they kids didnt act quickly then he could've died.

GOOD! I hope they do it again, and leave him overnight!!!!! Dont you just hate it when people do such gay-tarded crap? I mean, seriously.

I learned from this retard to never let kids over power you. That was such a dumb thing to do. If he ever decides to do it again, I will personally go to that school and push people away to let him hang there longer. See how he likes that! MUAHAHAHA!

A man in Pennsylvania dropped his keys in a portable toilet. He yelled for help for about 45 minutes when finally some kids heard him. So they went to get their mommies and daddies, who called the cops. He was stuck in their for an hour 1/2 with no shoes or pants! He was stepping in CRAP! Ewwwwwww....Doctors had to treat him for cuts and bruises, and removed the seat around his hips.

I'm sure his ego will never be the same. That must've been the most embarresing thing that could happen. Well, not really. There are other things that could happen. Oh well.

I learn that if my keys were to fall in a portible toilet, to just leave them and say "Screw that crap."

Klutzy Crook 1998 Honorable Mention Darwin Award

A crook decided one day to steal an ATM. He knew that to remove the ATM from where it was attached to the wall, he had to remove the rear panel of the machine to move it. As soon as he had enough room to get back behind the machine, he squatted down to remove the panel. Well, the ATM machine had a silent alarm attached to it that went off when he moved the machine. The cops arrived at the scene and tried to figure out how the machine had been tampered with. Not knowing that the thief had stupidly chosen to hide behind the machine. As the forensics team was dusting for fingerprints, the thief sneezed alerting the authorities that he didn'e flee the scene.

I picked this Darwin Award, because I like the stupid thief stories. This is one of the better stupid thief stories. I hope he didn't steal anything else.

We can learn a lot from this Darwin Award actually. For instance, if one plans on stealing an ATM machine, make sure that you take the video camera into account. Also, be aware of any silent alarms, and don't hide behind the machine. Lastly, if you are that stupid, just turn yourself in before you commit your crime.

Poor Driving Runs In The Family!!!

on My 23, 1997 a mother died because she was guiding her 10 year old son back. he was moving the car to play basketball. He went to hit the break and instead hit the gas and ran over his mother.

I picked this one because I thought that it was a little out of the ordinary and not something that happens in an average day.

I have learned not to let my kids back a car up when they are 10 years old they might run my wife over and kill her. Wait then I can get prenuptial agreement saying if my kid runs my wife over when he is 10 that I can get $1,000,000,000. Then i will be rich and can get married again. And be RICH!!!!!!

A Trailer for a Great Upcoming Film That I Can't Wait to See

The Great Debaters - Trailer

Blizzards Long Awaited Game: StarCraft II

The long-awaited return of StarCraft has been rumored for years, and now is finally official! Blizzard officially announced on May 19, 2007 the sequel to its incredible strategy title Starcraft. Designed to be the ultimate competitive real-time strategy game, StarCraft II features the return of the Protoss, Terran, and Zerg races, overhauled and re-imagined with Blizzard's signature approach to game balance. Each race will be further distinguished from the others, with several new units and new gameplay mechanics, as well as new abilities for some of the classic StarCraft units that will be making a reappearance in the game. StarCraft II also featurse a custom 3D-graphics engine with realistic physics and the ability to render several large, highly detailed units and massive armies on-screen simultaneously.

I have been waiting for this game ever since i played StarCraft on the Nintendo 64! I love the strategy used to play this game, sometimes you must think ahead to beat your opponent(s). I've played StarCraft on the computer for over 2 years and have to say that i am very good at it. I mostly like to just play single-player games or set up a game where it's just me, one or 2 of my friends Versus as many computers as it will let us fit in there! I'm addicted to the game for a good reason though, the shrink my father took me to told me it would be healthy for my mind. (i never told him how bloody and violent it was though ^_^)

When they finally realese this game onto the shelves i will be first in line to get it and no one will stop me. >=]

What I Think!!!!!

PART 1

T-Pain is a singer and has a lot of songs out and one of them is Buy U A Drank. it is a really good song i think and on this one i really do not think there is a age that you have to be because it is not the same as some of the songs no bad words its just of asking a girl if he can buy her a drink.

PART 2

The reson that i picked this song is because it is about how to ask a girl if he can buy her a drink. That is what i think and he is just a good singer and this song fits him. And he is not like other singers because he puts every thing he has in his songs that is why i like him as a singer it is hard to find some one that puts what he has in to a song.

PART 3

I recommend this song because he is trying to help some people to talk to other people manyley girls. That is what i get out of this song and that is what i think most people just here the song and other people just try to see what they think he is trying to say to people?

'Buy U A Drank'
T-Pain

Pure Country!!!

I own this movie it is a very good movie too. It was made in 1992 in Fort Worth, Texas. It is 112 min long, was written by Rex McGee. And directed be Christopher Cain. It's about a country singer named Dusty. He has these big shows that he don't like. He don't want all of the smoke and the lights. He thinks that the people are not getting what they paid for. They want to see him but can't because of all the smoke and the lights. He ends up running away and goes back to his old country roots. While been back where he grew up he ends up falling in love with a barrel racing cowgirl who he met at a bar that he used to play at when he was younger. She lives on a farm that she is about to lose. She gets mad at him because Dusties manager says " you like dancing with my husband" cause she new that he wouldn't go back as long as she was in his life. So she left him and he went back. And he bought her and her family tickets to his concert. And he sang to her the song " I Cross My Heart." With no smoke of bright lights. And they live happy ever after together!!!

I would recommend anyone to watch this movie it is a great heart felt, love movie. But yet has its funny, serious parts in the movie. It is the best of all time!!!

THE PRINCESS DIARIES

This movie is about a girl that is a social outcast at her school and she is 15 and her grandma comes over from Genovia and tells her that she is princess. She finds it hard to believe that because she is an outcast. When the kids at school learn that she is a princess they start to be nice to her. I think that it is wrong and that she made the right decision by leaving them alone. Yes i would recommend it if you like a chick-flick (if not then don't watch it duh). If you really watch it, it can show you that you don't have to be friends with someone if they just want to be friends for popular, if you watch those certain people you can see that you aren't very good friends.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi2935488793/

Degrassi Spring Break Movie.

Here are some of my favorite characters.

Jake Epstein plays Craig Manning.

Mike plays Jay.

Here is Emma and Manny when they were younger.

My have they grown!!!!

Degrassi is one of my favorite tv shows in the whole world. When they came out with a Degrassi movie, I freaked out! I was like, super happy and I almost cried. Ha. I've been watching this show for years, and the characters have been growing up, just like me. I didn't even really notice how they grew up. Since I've been with the show for years, I guess I didn't really noticed the change. Then I saw an old episode and I was like..."Omg! I cant believe how much they have changed!"

Well the movie was basically about how Manny and Jay started hanging out. They lied to her parents, saying they were getting married, but Jay actually gave her a real ring. So when she told him to get lost, he switched her dvd's of her audition for a performing arts college with one of them making out. When Manny got to the college she noticed and freaked out! She thought well...maybe if I do a really good audition they wont need the dvd. She was so wrong. Just as she was about to go do the performance, Jay walked in with the dvd, trying to give it to her because he realized he made a mistake. The head of drama said that Manny ruined it. She was distracted by Jay! So Manny ran out in tears with Jay following her.

I'm not going to ruin it for you guys, but I'll say one thing. Jay gets her another audition by pretending to be her agent and going to the head of the drama department. He does all these things for the head to get Manny the audition. So when she did it...she got accepted in the school! It was great. So then she decides, she really does want to marry him...and since that movie left me on the edge of my couch, I'm anxiously awaiting the new season!!! I found out that Jay goes to jail, but I don't really know much more then that.

Stacey Farber plays Ellie Nash.

Miriam McDonald plays Emma Nelson.

And the beautiful Cassie Steele plays Manny Santos. My favorite character! GORGEOUS!

Review of "Comatose" by Skillet

Skillet released their latest album "Comatose" last year. The band has evolved into a Christian rock force after being just "one of those bands." "Comatose" is easily their most complete album to date. The highlights of this disc include "Rebirthing," "The Last Night," "Whispers in the Dark," and "Looking For Angels." These songs help to capture the struggles that living for God in a Godless society can sometimes incorporate. The band hits the nail on the head from start to finish.

I was never much of a Skillet fan in the past. I thought they had a few decent songs in the past with "Hey You I Love Your Soul" among others, but they never really established themselves as a great band to me. The band has now taken themselves to their forefront of the industry. They even took home some awards this year for "Comatose."

I would definitely recommend this album for anybody. Skillet has produced an album that not only resonates with Christian rock fans but music fans in general. Skillet has actually crossover status by starting to get play on secular rock stations, such as 106.7 and 102.1 in Springfield.

RATING: ****out of**** (Instant Christian Rock Classic)