Friday, March 20, 2009

hey wat up?!?!?!

hey wat up everyone well now school is allmost over and the guys just won 3rd in the state totally cool but i still think we should have gotten out of school for that the first team that we played cancelled shools when they found out that they made it to state!!!!!!!! yet we didn't get out!?!?!?!?!!?!?! we never get out for anything like for the past 4 years softball has went to state yet we didn't get oout of school i still don't like our new principle he is a jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Hello. It doesn't seem like anyone posts anymore, but I guess there's really no point, 'cause the "legacy" is over. It was fun, nevertheless. Thanks for the opportunity Monsieur T!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

becuse it's almost school again D:

Hello whoever is reading, How was your summer?
Hope it was better than mine.
Stopping by because i thought i'd see if anyone still posted on here.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

FUNNY NEWS

A 25-year-old man, pursued by police after he tried to run down his girlfriend with his car, fled on foot across Interstate 45 near Houston, but was struck and killed by cars, this happend in febuary. I think that this guy was so stupid he atleast could of waited for the cars to pass to where there was a gap in the road.

Video Blogging



This video intrigues me a lot. I think having a Rorschach test as the basis of a video is ingenious. The images of the video show the mental faculties of somebody being crazy quite well. The ironic aspect of this video is that the Rorschach test is used to test the mental faculties of somebody that is rumored as being crazy. This video is very well conceived a tells the story of the song. I love how the video accentuates the song.



This is considered to be the grand daddy of all music videos. This is the complete version shot by filmmaker John Landis. I really think this may be the most influential music video ever because it changed the rules. Due to this video, we now have awards for 'long form' and 'short form' music videos. Before Michael Jackson made this video, they were all shot up to formula and were really predictable. This music video is actually shot like a short horror film. Michael Jackson had seen John Landis make the hit film "An American Werewolf in London" and thought that he could do the same with his song Thriller.

These two videos are very well done. Sit back and enjoy. Notice the disclaimer at the beginning of the song. The video was so well done that he had to put a disclaimer at the beginning, so viewers and die hard fans knew that he was not of the occult.

Sudden Stop

Seven kids from Wisconsin decided to drive around town after a party and pull up stop signs. They all got into a truck, one in the front, and six in the back. They drove around the back roads and pulled one stop sign after another out of the ground, hoping to get as many as they could fit into the truck. They managed to acquire 27 stop signs before they decided to speed back to the party. They were hit by a delivery vehicle at an intersection that had a safety marker at it. The six kids in the back of the truck were killed, and the driver was badly injured.

I actually think this is pretty funny. It's like " Now we'll never have to worry about running any stop signs around here again!" Well, they won't have to worry about anything again.

Armageddon!!

Armageddon


Director: Micheal Bay


Writers: Robert Roy Pool, Jonathan Hensliegh.


It was released July 1, 1998


Plot: There is an Astriod headed straight to Earth and a group of people have to nuke it before a certain time limit or the Earth will be gone for ever!


This movie is a Thriller, action, Romantic movie!


This Movie also won 4 Oscars, had another 12 wins and 27 nominees.


It is rated PG-13!!


Bruce Willis is the main actor in this movie!!!


This is a great movie I own this and I love this movie!! I would recommend anyone to watch it!!

LAWNCHAIR LARRY

Larry Walters of Los Angeles is one of the few to contend for the Darwin Awards and live to tell the tale. When Larry was a young boy his dream was to fly. He never got the chance to fly though due to poor eyesight. That wasn't going to keep Larry from flying. Larry then decides to get an "extremely comfortable" Sears lawnchair and perchase 45 weather balloons from an Army-Navy surplus store. He tied the balloons to his lawnchair filled with helium. Then he strapped himself into his lawnchair with some sandwiches, Miller Lite, and a pellet gun. He thought that he would shoot the balloons when it was time for him to desend. Larry's plan was that he would stay in his backyard 30 feet above the ground. Things didn't work the way Larry planned. When his friends cut the cord anchoring the lawnchair to his Jeep, he didn't float up 30 feet. Instead he made it to 16,000 feet in the L.A. sky. After reaching this height he didn't feel like he should shoot any balloons. He just stayed there for more than 14 hours eating and drinking beer. Eventually he reached Trans World Airlines and Delta Airlines. This is when he decides to shoot some of the balloons. Larry ends up getting caught in powerlines. Blacking out a Long Beach neighborhood. Then he is arrested.

People say not to drink when you are on the road. Why would drinking while in the air seem any smarter? People are stupid! That's all I have to say about that.

Ludo.


Indie rock band Ludo was formed in Tulsa, OK, in 2003 by Andrew Volpe, Tim Ferrell, Tim Convy, Marshall Fanciullo, and Matt Palermo. The group based itself in St. Louis, MO. It was in St. Louis that they recorded their self-titled debut album, released in 2003 on Redbird Records. The EP Broken Bride followed in 2005. In the fall of 2006, Ludo was signed to Island Records, part of the major label Universal Music. Working with producer Matt Wallace (Maroon 5, Train, Faith No More), they recorded their label debut, You're Awful, I Love You, which was released on February 26, 2008.

I really like that song Love me dead. It is sooo funny! It's kind of like an oxymoron. I think everyone should listen to this song. Da da da da da da. Lol.

How To Play Basketball


Anyone can play if you want to all you have to do is put the ball in the hoop. All you really have to do is shoot the ball and get lucky and make it most of the time you can. And you also have to do is bounce the ball and you have to know how to pass the ball to other people and not get the ball taken from you and not slap or hit the other team. You will also have to know that there is rules to the game you can not go back cort after you cross the red line and you can not step out of bonds and you can not wall with out bounceing the ball if you stop bounceing the ball you can not move you pivet foot and you will have to shoot or pass the ball to some one els that is open and that is all you really need to know about how to play basketball if you have any thing to ask me about this then ask i will tell you what i know

TOP TEN

These are my top ten for what to do to get ready for a concert or performance.


1. Make sure to practice before you perform.
2. Go to the bathroom before you perform.
3. Make a list of things to do before you perform.
4. DON'T lose the list.
5. Try not to eat beans before you preform.
6. Have your outfit picked out, so you don't end up wasting an hour looking for an outfit
7. Learn the routine you have to perform.
8. It is OK if you eat before you perform you actually need to just try not to puke.
9. If you need help with your practicing ask don't be afraid
10.don't let others scare you out of preforming because they could sing worse than your grandma gurgling water.


I choose these tips because they really helped me to prepare for the talent show but i had forgot the must important tip of all don't let anyone distract you during your performance it could cause you a lot but as long as you keep on and give up you can always make your dreams come true.

Humorous Tips

How to entertain people and be funny

1. When you are talking slur your words

2. Cross your eyes, look up as far as possible without bending your head up

3. Use a funny sounding voice for effect to the eyes and slurring of your words

4. make a funny face to go along with the voice, eyes, and speech so it completes it.

5. Do this with emphasis one the one part of the joke to make it more funny and get more people to laugh and laugh harder as well.

6. Make sure it's something that everyone will like. Try not to discriminate. It may seem funny to some but never all.

7. Never be racist there are quite big consequences for that in a joke.

Four Great Ideas

On March 25, 2007, a 20-year-old named Anthony was stopped by police for speeding. The car that he was driving happened to be stolen. The cops handcuffed their suspect and put him in the back of their patrol car. As with all typical people who know that they are about to get jailed, he thought that he could outsmart the cops. His first idea was to get the handcuffs from behind his back to in front of him while the officers had their backs turned. After completing this task, he got his second idea, which was to squeeze through the little window and get into the front seat. His third idea was, of course, to start the car and drive off. His fourth idea was to continue driving with flat tires after cops spiked them. The police decided to use their procedure of ramming the rim of the car in order to spin it and slow the car down. However, due to the fact that the stolen patrol car's tires were flat, the car spun off the road and rolled. Anthony forgot to include fastening his seatbelt in his master plan, and therefore was thrown from the car, and died a week later as a result of his injuries.


Wow. I don't wear my seatbelt often, but if I was about to jack a vehicle, I'd at least make sure to buckle it that time.

How to Make a Really Bad Movie

1) Make a Live-Action movie featuring a cast of talking animals with no major human actors.
EX: "Gordy," "Underdog," and the new sure fire hit "Beverly Hills Chihuahua"

2) Get Eddie Murphy as your main star.
EX: "The Adventures of Pluto Nash," "The Haunted Mansion," "Show Time"

3) Take a television show that people liked and try to make it a serious movie using comedy actors.
EX: "Dukes of Hazzard," "Bewitched," "The Honeymooners," "Beverly Hillbillies"

4) Make too many sequels.
EX: "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End" "Jurassic Park II and III"

5) Take on an idea that is too shallow of a story to be filmed.
EX: "Cat in the Hat," "The X Files," "McHale's Navy"

6) Make a uninteresting movie with a huge budget and well known cast.
EX: "What Dreams May Come," "The Postman," "Cutthroat Island"

7) Unfortunately, get M. Night Shymalan to direct your movie.
EX: "Lady in the Water," "The Village," "Wide Awake"

8) Get musicians to star in roles that require them to be anything but musicians.
EX: "Enough," "Die Another Day," "Black Dog"-- Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, and Randy Travis respectively

9) Don't rely on athletes to give you a good performance.
EX: "Kazaam," "The Perfect Score," "The Scorpion King"

10) Win multiple Raspberry Awards.
EX: "Norbit," "Crossroads," "Lady in the Water"

The Raspberry Awards are awarded to the worst of Hollywood fro any given year. Think of the Academy Awards in reverse. I wonder what films are going to be awarded this year!

Darwen.

A female in Canada called the cops because she felt she got ripped off in a drug deal. So, she called the cops and they checked it out, and they confirmed that...it was real crack-cocaine. She was arrested for drug possession.




(Indiana) A man had the good fortune to raise a healthy marijuana plant in his back yard. But then tragedy struck. He received a phone call from the authorities, saying he was busted but they would not press charges if he brought the bush into the station. Roots and all. So he sadly hacked his 8-foot annual down and carried it into the lobby of the Sheriff's office, where startled officers took him into custody for suspected felony cultivation. Turns out the phone call was a prank. That must suck!!! LOL!!!!

Man Drowns In Kitchen Sink



The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man's head soaking in a sink full of hot water.

Apparently the unemployed Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. The window was fixed at the base and tilted out, giving him just enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.

Police were not sure why he had not turned off the water, pulled the plug, or (perhaps most important) entered through the front door, since they found the keys in his pants pocket.

HAHA what an idiot, He was definitely screwed up!

Bond is Back!!!!!! This post is just for fun!!!

Quantum Of Solace - Theatrical Trailer

Yee Haw!!! Bond is back. Bring it on!

"Dukes of Hazard"


This is people who drinking and drive most of the time and they will be like this if they make it to the hospital. And if you are lucky you will still live that is why i do not drink because there is no point in drinking and driving. Because my brother is one of the lucky ones he was drinking and driving and takeing pills at the same time and he filped my ford explore it was a 2005 one and now i did not get to get a new one and now he is going to drug classes and drinking classes because of that just ask him and he will tell you that but he dose not care he still drinks i don't know if he drinks and drives but he is 20 so he dose not listen to any one. This is why you do not drink and drive at the same time but if you where smart you will not drink at all.

HERSHEY'S


Do you like chocolate? I know I do. If you love chocolate what better place to go to than Hershey, Pennsylvania. Hershey, Pennsylvania has chocolate everywhere. People say that Hershey is the sweetest place on earth. Milton S. Hershey dreamed of building the perfect place to live, work, and have his chocolate factory and he decided that Pennsylvania was the perfect place he was looking for.

Hershey, Pennsylvania has many things to do that involves chocolate. Dining in Hershey is a popular thing and that makes sence. There is more than just the Hershey bar though. Have you ever heard of a Hershey chocolate cocktail? Of course you can eat the chocolate ,but if you rather play with your food that is an option. The Hershey amusement park would be a great place for you. Now who would have ever thought of wearing chocolate. Yes, it's possible. You can actually wear chocolate at The Chocolate Spa. A lot people like sports too. That's no problem. Go see the Hershey Bears. The Hershey Bears are a hockey team. There is always the Hershey Golf Collection too. If you are more into history there is the Hershey Museum. Hershey here. Hershey there. Everywhere you go Hershey will be there. Hershey Theatre. Hershey Gardens. Hershey Trolley Works. When it comes to Hershey chocolate, this town takes it to a whole different level.

I want to go to Hershey, Pennsylvania. I think that would be a nice place to go to. If I get the chance to go to Pennsylvania I will most definately stop by. A whole town with nothing but chocolate sounds like a little kids dream come true.

Fishing Tips!!!

Top 10 Fishing Tips!!





These tips will help you to become a better fisher on the water and or on the bank!!


1. Do not forget your fishing box!! You just might need the fishing equipment!!
2. If you take a boat make sure it is hitched on right!!! you might loose your boat!!
3.Don't for get your boat plug!!! Our you might just go swimming with the fishes!!
4. Do not put the biggest guy in the front of the boat!! You will do a nose dive into the water!!
5. Look before you cast!! You just might catch your fishing buddy!!!
6. Do not forget to unhook your boat before you back into the water!! Your boat will keep going under instead of floating!!!
7. Do not slip on the rocks if you go fishing on the rocks for catfish, flathead!! You might fall and hurt yourself!!!
8. Don't forget to fill your gas tank!! You could run out of gas on the middle of the lake!!!
9. Make sure your boat runs!!! You will get down there and it wont work!!!
10.Do not for get your fishing license!! You will get a big freaking ticket!!!



I have done all of these but number 2!!!